Kiwi Mate Demands Everyone Watch The Super Rugby Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man who hails from across the dutch (sic) has today taken charge of his
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Peter Dutton Hires Ja Rule As Key Advisor For Manus And Nauru
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following a string of headlines this week, US rapper Ja Rule has been hired by Australian
Onlookers Blown Away As Subway Trainee Makes Recognisable Sandwich
PAUL MORELLO | VIC | CONTACT Subway Restaurant patrons were treated to a pleasant surprise this afternoon as Alistair Granger clocked on
Darker Autumn Afternoons Definitely A Good Enough Reason To Justify Not Going To The Gym
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The fact that it’s already dark at knock-off is a perfectly good excuse to
Dutton Disputes Media Theory That Detained Refugee Offspring Also Called ‘Children’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Peter Dutton has demanded an apology from the media for their reporting on the demographics of
Suburban Motorist Shows Working Class Solidarity By Giving Two-Finger-Wave To Stop Go Man
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local motorist, Josh Croucher (34) is high on life after today’s interaction with a traffic
Local Creep Saves Mint Leaves Lollies Until Last
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local weirdo has spent the last couple of days subconsciously navigating around the Homebrand spearmint
Turnbull Mocks Westpac CEO With Chicken Noises After Bank Pulls Out Of Adani Mine
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Malcolm Turnbull has fronted the Australian media today to explain the newest hurdle towards building the
Local Socialite Plays Shy And Looks Away From Camera After Asking For Photo
ROY MARTIN | WA | CONTACT In a move that’s been labelled as “bold” and “daring” by members of Betoota’s
Hundreds Of Rich Kids Stranded In Bahamas Not Livin’ It Up
The hundreds of rich kids currently stranded in the Bahamas after spending upwards of $12,000 each to attend Ja
Morrison says infrastructure solely built for exporting coal is an example of ‘good debt’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT For the first time in the nation’s history, the yearly budget will be divided up
Struggling Austudy Recipient Invites Crush Over For Some SBS On-Demand And Chill
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local university student, Toby Roundtree (19) refuses to let the fact that he can’t afford
Every Single Homeless Person Is 100% Addicted To Ice, Confirms Inner-City Liberal Voter
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Inner-city-Melbourne-based resident Michael Lyons, currently advising Government contractors in the CBD on the