Mysterious Blank Envelope Not A Secret Love Letter, Just Another Magnet From A Plumber
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT In the age of social media marketing some small businesses are stripping their strategies right back
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Office Suck Ups Pretend To Get Excited About A Visit From The Boss’s Little Shit Of A Kid
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Even though nobody else is allowed to bring their kids into the office out of convenience,
Triple M Apologise For Not Reaching Daily Quota Of Eight P!NK Songs During Drive Show
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Betoota radio announcer Robert ‘Flash’ Flaczynski has today apologised to listeners for an unprecedented twenty
White Collar Who Just Started Working Out Wonders If He Could Handle Himself In Prison
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A white collar worker who has noticed that his arms are a bit firmer than usual
Dan Sultan Records New Song On Looped Backing Track Of Johnathan Thurston’s Laugh
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ahead of his upcoming national tour in September, iconic singer-songwriter Dan Sultan has today revealed
Bloke Already Planning How To Spend Winnings After 3rd Leg Of 15 Leg Multi Gets Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following Port Adelaide’s win over St Kilda and the Newcastle Knights putting a monstrous seven
Skateboarder Incapable Of Looking Cool While Transitioning From Street To Footpath
MARKUS VENUTI | Culture | CONTACT Newtown local and self-proclaimed shredder, Derek Menzies, was last seen dodging his way through unsuspecting
‘My Shout’ Jokes Office Funny Guy At Work EOFY Party With Unlimited Bar Tab
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Even though literally every single person at the pub is aware that the boss has put
Hungover Waiter’s Frustrations Become Audible After Fourth Request To Change Order
MARKUS VENUTI | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota waiter and local party legend Jason Ivy was reported to have made a considered
Elected officials entrusted with our laws and taxes unfamiliar with concept of citizenship
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bunch of stubborn and argumentative individuals who have risen to the top of federal politics
Bradley John Murdoch Tipped As One Nation’s Preferred Replacement For Senator Roberts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Iconic Outback murderer Bradley John Murdoch is pipped to replace embattled senator Malcolm Roberts in the
Local Girl Refers To European Countries As Though They Are Actual People On Instagram
SANDRA McDONALD | Travel | CONTACT The Betoota Advocate have today uncovered damning revelations about deluded ‘microinfluencers’ who are attempting to communicate
NSW Liberal Government To Scrap Amalgamation Of Liberal Councils In Liberal-Voting Areas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The New South Wales Government has abandoned forced council amalgamations in areas where Valium use and