"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident

Man Raising Eyebrows At Mate's Festival Smuggling Method Guaranteed To Be First To Ask When Inside

A Newtown man has today copped an entree sized serve from his mate, after a little bit of carry on.

NZ Election Projected To Be Decided By The 30,000 Kiwis Living In Melbourne

PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The New Zealand general election will be held tomorrow, and is expected to come down to

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