Australian Cruise Ship Enthusiast Says It’ll Take More Than Highly Fatal Rat Poo Virus To Stop Him
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A sick in the head bloke who voluntarily goes on cruises regularly says the fatal rat
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Elderly North Queenslander Pronounces ‘Mackay’ The Right Way
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact An elderly sun-kissed Northerner has today made a point of referring to Mackay as Mack-Kay, instead
Coles Executives Breakdown 1000 Years Faster Than Their Plastic Bags
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Scientists have confirmed today that executives at the grocery giant Coles, break down exactly 1000 years
Retail Employee Fires The Kill Shot During Argument With Suburban Mum And Drops A “Hun”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Phoebe Kennedy, a local employee at a retail chain in Betoota Ponds took a gamble a
Newly-Hired Bouncer Wondering How The Fuck This Is Legal
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Halfway through his first shift as a bouncer in the Betoota French Quarter, big unit Jackson
Busker With Smile Sticker On Guitar Probably Opened For John Butler Trio At Some Point
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Campfire dwellers were stunned by the obvious revelation that the guy with a Smile sticker on
Rediscovery Of Number Saved As ‘Kyle . Matt’s mate’ Suggests It’s Time To Clean Up Contacts
LEROY PERCIVAL | Culture | Contact A contractual lawyer from Betoota’s inner-north has realised it’s probably a good time to
Local Man Aggressively Self-Conscious About His Flash New Going Out Shoes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact After roughing out 18-months of celibacy in what his mates describe as the most brutal droughts
Cold Weather Really Bringing Out Local Alcoholic’s Nose
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact David “Capillary Clinton has never minded a beer. As a semi-retired fitter and turner, the 64-year-old
Government Treats Local Houso Kids To Unimaginative Floor-Level Playground On Fake Grass
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A childhood spent in public housing can be tough, even for those kids lucky enough to
Cricket Australia Move Swiftly To Reassure Public That They Are Still Fuckwits
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Not even a full four months since they dragged our humble captain, Steve Smith, across the
Street-Smart Wedding Guest Hovers His Way Through Photo With Local Bikie’s Daughter
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Local boy, Ryan Madden has been called a lot of things in his 26 years of
Thai Restaurant Under Fire After Failing To Play Slow Acoustic Versions Of Pop Songs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local Thai restaurant has caused a stir today. The venue angered patrons for deciding to