Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Melbourne Does Same Thing Sydney Did After 6 Weeks In Lockdown With Fuck All Financial Support
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WAIT, WHAT? POOR GOVERNANCE EQUALS CIVIL UNREST? Thousands of Melbourne residents have taken to the streets
Melbourne Seriously Needs To Take A Good Look At Themselves And Understand That Lockdowns Are Key To Stopping The Spread
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems that even after 200 cumulative days in lockdown over the last 18 months, Melbourne
Conspiracists Advised That Plastic Bags Work Just As Well If They Don’t Like The Face Masks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A study released by the EMA (Exhausted Medical Association) today has concluded that people in the
Sydney’s Union Bosses Fly The CFMEU Flag At Half-Mast Following The Closure Of Golden Century
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Greater Sydney lockdown has claimed another cultural insititution overnight, as the iconic Golden Century Seafood
Sky News Producers Begin Gruelling Task Of Upskilling Hosts From ‘Dictator’ To ‘Taliban Dan’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Victoria records 57 new locally acquired cases, it seems that the chances of an early
Uh Oh… Local Personal Trainer Has Been Doing A Bit Of Reading About The Virus Online
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With each major city constantly in and out of never-ending lockdowns, the delusional fringes of society
Afghan President ‘Pulls A Scomo’ And Flees On An Aeroplane While His Nation Burns To The Ground
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Taliban continue to consolidate their control over the major cities of Afghanistan, the president
US-Trained Afghan Army Fail To Defend US-Backed Afghan Government From US-Funded Afghan Warlords
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WE’VE DONE ALL WE CAN: US President Joe Biden says he stands squarely behind his
Anti-Vaxxers Complaining About Their Freedoms Urged To Take A Fucken Look Around
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While swinging from a hammock out the back of her Californian Bungalow in Murwillumbah, local anti-vaxxer
“Fuck It, Let’s Just Skip The 700s Altogether” Says NSW
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The proud people of New South Wales have today announced that they aren’t fucking around
Rural NSW Hospital Fully Prepared For Virus With The 6 Beds The National Party Gave Them In 1985
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Greater Sydney Outbreak officially became the Greater NSW outbreak over the weekend, after a string
“You’ll Be Fine” Says Dad, In Reference To A Pantry Made Up Of Products That Expired In 2016
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A bloke visiting his divorced father has discovered that the old man isn’t very good