Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Hundreds Of Anti-Vaxxers Rescued Off Sydney After Ignoring Surf Warnings From ‘Big Lifeguard’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT I’M ALLOWED TO HAVE AN OPINION: The NSW coast has been hammered by wild surf
Gladys Raises The Bat As NSW Cracks 4 Digits With A Record-Breaking 1029 New Cases Overnight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has raised the bat at today’s 11am press conference, after finally
45 New Cases!? Okay Melbourne, We Know You Think You Are Above This, But Please Stay Home!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victoria has recorded 45 new cases. This is very bad news. 35 of those are linked
TV Series About Fucked Up Rich People Detached From Reality Unsurprisingly Filmed In Byron Bay
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nicole Kidman is back on the screen in a new TV thriller about a bunch of
Gladys: “Summer Has Come And Passed, The Innocent Can Never Last, Wake Me Up When September Ends”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian appears to have undergone an ’emo’ transformation today, as she fronts the
Anti-Vaxxer Tells Plumber After Doing A Bit Of Research He Doesn’t Believe His Toilet Is Clogged
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today revealed just how easy it is to become an expert
Flashback: Remember When Scotty Visited His Ancestral Home While We Were Stuck Here With No Jabs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT FROM THE ARCHIVES: Today, The Betoota Advocate remembers a more simpler time in the 24-hour news
Gen-Z Still Waiting For An Old Person To Explain Why They Hold Their Phones Next To Their Heads
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 19-year-old Ally Martin is very well aware that there is a lot she doesn’t understand
Kids TV Show Founded By A Chinese-Australian With Narcolepsy Criticised For Diversity Efforts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WAKE UP JEFF! One of the most successful musical exports in Australian entertainment history has today
“Albo’s Nowhere To Be Seen” Says Voter Who Only Watches Sky News And Only Reads The Australian
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A middle class Australian voter who only gets her news from within the 70% of the
“The Night Is Darkest Just Before Dawn” Says Scotty As He Flips Coin To Decide Nation’s Fate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today fronted a press conference with hideous scaring down the
Annastacia Vows To Finish What Joh Started And Closes The Border Forever
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland State Government has said their border may not open up to New South Wales