Anthony Albanese Urges Nation To Just Bung On Some Spacey Jane And Live In The Moment

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT

Anthony Albanese has confirmed the National Cabinet will meet in the coming days to ensure Australians "stress less".

Amid an international fuel crisis, the nation's people have been understandably fearful about what this shortage might mean for their future.

Currently, the country has 46 days of emergency fuel left. 

Farmers are warning citizens grocery prices could rise up to 20% in the coming months. 

The PM, however, insists no good can possibly come from fixating on the future, maintaining the rest must be left up to fate. 

“We’re doing our best, of course, but I guess what we want to make sure everyone understands is that sometimes our best just won't cut it,”

“People will be upset, of course, but you know, you just have to take it one day at a time,”

“Just live in the now. Get some Spacey Jane going, burn some incense, you know, journal a bit if you need,”

“Or Lime Cordiale even, do you know those guys, yeah well they’re pretty good,” he said. 

Albanese says ensuring citizens are “actively grounded” will be imperative to moving through the coming months. 

The Advocate is told he has recently taken to ‘outside with shoes and socks off’ lunch breaks on the grass of Parliament House, even recommending the practice to fellow politicians. 

According to a witness, Spacey Jane’s ‘Booster Seat’ could be heard blasting from a UE boom on more than one occasion.

More to come.