Tony Abbott Has Been Denied Re-Entry To Australia

Tony Abbott Has Been Denied Re-Entry To Australia

29 October, 2015. 13:27

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

The ABC is reporting that LNP backbencher Tony Abbott has been denied re-entry into Australia.

The Member for Warringah had his Visa revoked by customs at Heathrow Airport today while attempting to return to Australia after speaking at the Margaret Thatcher Lecture in London.

Mr. Abbott’s speech implored Europeans to not let their society crumble by showing anything resembling human compassion towards refugees, saying that: “We are rediscovering the hard way that justice tempered by mercy is an exacting ideal, as too much mercy for some necessarily undermines justice for all.”

It was shortly after these comments that the current Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, was urged by fellow members of the now relatively progressive Coalition, to revoke Mr. Abbott’s passport and to ban him from re-entering the country.

Mr. Abbott now joins the ranks of Chris Brown, Tyler the Creator, Troy Newman, and author of ‘How to Molest Women’, Julien Blanc.

“The Australian public do not want people entering this country who will do harm to our unique society and culture,” said the Prime Minister to the Canberra press gallery,

“We do not want or need a man stirring up hate speech and encouraging divisiveness amongst our peaceful community – Mr. Abbott does not represent Australian values.”

The BBC has reported that a frantic Mr. Abbott has been making calls all over London, going as far as to offer his services as a squire to the now knighted Prince Phillip.

He also sought a position in the House of Lords, much like former Australian Prime Minister Stanley Melbourne Bruce, but was told by British PM David Cameron that the House of Lords has a strict “No Catholics” policy.

Last reports indicate that Mr. Abbott has spent a considerable amount of his parliamentary retirement income on paying a local ferryman to smuggle him and his family back into the country by boat.

Immigration Minister Peter Dutton has stated that if Mr. Abbott is caught trying to enter Australian waters he and his family will be sent to Nauru for processing.

“No one knows better than Tony that that’s just a polite way of saying you’re not coming in.”

8 Responses to "Tony Abbott Has Been Denied Re-Entry To Australia"

  1. Don   October 29, 2015 at 2:39 pm

    LOL, if only this were true! What a smack in the eye for Mr Abbott.

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  2. gg allin   October 29, 2015 at 3:06 pm

    Fuck australia

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  3. Gaming Admiral   October 29, 2015 at 6:44 pm

    One editor to another, you should include the source you’re citing as a link.

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  4. R.Kersey   October 29, 2015 at 10:37 pm

    Having recently returned from Betoota I am disappointed that I was unable to locate the Betoota Advocate. An you please direct me for future reference. Many thanks, R.Kersey.

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  5. Barb   October 30, 2015 at 11:46 am

    This story is a load of CRAP. It is NOT TURE. It is fabricated.

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  6. God   October 31, 2015 at 2:47 pm

    Julian Blanc rocks!
    The violent, abusive ‘power hungry’ feminists in Melbourne who physically, verbally, and as a gang attracked his clients are ill.

    Most feminists don’t even know or care what’s right from what’s wrong.

    Watch Julian for important insights into many women and grow up a holes!

    You’re too dumb, too disturbed and too selfcentered to comprehend what you don’t understand.

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  7. Hussain   November 1, 2015 at 11:37 am

    Because of Tony Abbot and Scott Morrison I am not meeting and seeing my wife for 3 and half years. My wife is living overseas. I live in Australia. What law they have made even I am permenent holder of Austrlia. I am a permanent sick young person. They gave me alot of tension and giving me more as I am sick too. They have resism for me

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