Young Bachelor Seemingly Unaware That You Can Cook Food With Something Other Than An Air Fryer

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A young man from our town's cold and mouldy French Quarter has this week received a metaphorical slap in the face.

Henry Aldridge (21) copped the shock to the system last night, when given a ribbing by his 3 housemates.

The engineering student who is known for trying to bring efficiency to every element of his life, has drawn some criticism for his cooking methods.

"Bruz, do you want me to show you how to use the stove? Or the oven?" laughed one of Henry's roomies, who is alleging that Henry has not used any form of cooking other than an air fryer for 6 months now.

"You know you can cook food with other methods of heating than air frying," laughed the housemate.

Those comments came as Henry prepared to air-fry a raft of vegetables situated around a steak - an action that has drawn a significant amount of concern.

"Imagine if your parents saw you air frying a steak mate?" said another housemate.

"Imagine."

Henry, a man who lived off jar sauce butter chickens for the entirety of his first year of university, says while his housemates give him shit, he'll defend the air fryer to his death.

"Mate, it's an incredibly efficient and effective way of cooking food," said Henry.

"And it's healthy as well!"

"You can get chips, but without any of the oil!"

"And you can turn pretty much any vege into chips if you air fry them long enough."

"So they can ligma."

More to come.