World Cup Cameramen Confirm Widely Held Theory That They're A Bunch Of Randy Buggers

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Once every four years.

That's the phrase being offered up on multiple occasions every single day by hundreds of millions around the world.

That is the time between football World Cups.

And for many fair-weather fans who only tune into the round ball on the big occasions, its the length of time between thinking about how toey footballing cameramen are.

For decades scientists have hypothesised about the randiness of the (mostly) blokes behind the cameras at the major spectacle that is a World Cup.

With the arrival of the 2026 World Cup across Canada, Mexico and the United States - that widely held theory has been confirmed.

"Mate, no matter how much public perception of this stuff has changed. No matter how many times they get directives from the above to remember that audiences look different in 2026, they just can't help themselves," explained Randy Dorg, a pop culture expert at South Betoota Polytechnic.

"I think it was pretty obvious when on the 2nd day of the tournament they are flashing Mia Khalifa and Lana Rhodes on the camera for an extended shot," he laughed.

"I mean, I didn't know who those ladies were, but I was informed by a mate that apparently they are quite famous."

"Obviously it's not just those ladies, it seems like every single second not occupied by ads can be a side quest for some toey cameraman to find a baddie in the crowd."

"With more countries and games than ever, they've really taken it to another level."

"Randy buggers."