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A French Quarter woman has today been reminded of that thing she was going to do, by an inanimate vegetable.
Lacey Wilson (32) was confronted by the fact that she was supposed to make that a 'sumptuous and nourishing winter warming soup,' after discovering a glumpy mess of green vege at the bottom of her crisper.
"Ah fuck, yeah that's right," sighed Lacey, pulling out the Bok Choy that had slightly mushed into the bottom of the crisper like a soggy tissue.
The bachelorette living in our town's trendiest suburb explained that the inspiration for the 'Hearty but flavoursome Chinese Noodle Soup' came from an aesthetically and audibly pleasing reel she saw on socials.
"It looked so delicious, and even the slurping at the end was somewhat appealing given how good it looked," she laughed.
"And I've been trying to branch out from meat and 3 vege and caesar salad."
"So I thought the Chinese Noodle Soup would be a nice way to do that, and the gal making it on the reel told me it was easy as to make after work too."
"Turns out it wasn't that easy," sighed Wilson, who may or may not have ordered Ramen last night and had a couple too many girl dinners over the last week.
"Oh well, next time."
More to come.