ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

The Berejikilian Government has been forced to defend yet another controversial purchase today, this time it’s a 1986 Suzuki Mightyboy with fucked pistol rings and a worn-out clutch.

The Advocate can reveal that Premier Gladys Berejiklian personally approved the $6.9m purchase of the high-kilometer micro-ute before ordering her staff to destroy all evidence that the greenlight came from the Office of the Premeir.

Estimates suggest that the ute was only worth $500 as it wasn’t going to get a roadworthy “pink slip”, a scam run by the NSW Government to make sure mechanics are paid better than surgeons. It also only had a few months left of rego and experts have told The Advocate that it would’ve been lucky to do the distance.

The vehicle currently blows more blue smoke than a fourth-hand Ozito whipper snipper that’s been exclusively owned by a string fat yuppie cunts who drive RAV4s.

Nevertheless, the NSW Government asset is currently sitting in a Sydney impound lot after the state’s Chode Minister Don Harwin left it in a No Stopping zone on Sydney’s Macqurie Street for 6 weeks.

The Advocate has reached out to the NSW Government for comment but has yet to receive a reply.

More to come.


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