Report: Nothing Like A Packed Bus On A Dreary Morning After Yet Another Rate Rise
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Reserve Bank of Australia is awash with excitement this morning, after learning that their most
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“Here, Use My Zippo” Says 18-Year-Old Glassie At His First Ever Staff Lock-In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A spritely young bloke only three or so months out of high school has today proven
Kazakhstan Vows To Improve Internet Services After Being Compared To Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Dauren Abayev, the Kazak minister of communications, spat out his tea and vodka this
Unbelievable: Early Polling Suggests Putin Might Be A Chance Of Getting Re-Elected
Moscow: Russian President Vladimir Putin looks set to retain the Russian Presidency in New Year if early polling is a
Love Actually Producer Buys 14th Home In The Bahamas
KENT REGINALD | Film | Contact Love Actually producer and guy who loves Christmas more than Jesus himself, Duncan Kenworthy, has today
Rest Of World Relieved As Polls Confirm Only Half Of Alabama Is Okay With Pedophiles
KENT REGINALD | Trains | CONTACT Millions around the world are breathing a huge sigh of relief today, after election results confirmed
Tensions Rise In Middle North After Trump Recognises Alice Springs As Australian Capital
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT US President Donald Trump has been accused of dealing a “death sentence” to the Northern Territory
“Argh! I Hate Tourists!” Says Game Of Thrones Fan Currently In Dubrovnik On Contiki
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After spending yesterday being bumped and pushed about by the hoards of tourists in
Law Student Not Sure If His Degree Is Worth It Anymore, Now That Rachel Is Taken
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While many around the country and the globe are ecstatic over the engagement of Prince Harry
Piss Cutting Legend At European Hostel Can’t Even Remember Budapest
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Hostel room bars and common areas are often places where young folk can meet interesting people
Jesus Christ Tells Tony Abbott That Whatever Happens Tomorrow Was All Part Of God’s Plan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The former Prime Minister has been locked in high-level talks with his mentor,
US Only Country To Not Join Paris Agreement As ISIS Pledges To Reduce Emissions By 2020
KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT In a stunning turn of events, ISIS have come out and pledged to reduce carbon emissions
Alf From Home And Away Recognised As Last Respectable Male Celebrity On Earth
KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT With the spate of sexual harassment allegations stunning Hollywood over the last few weeks, the Hollywood