Finger On The Pulse! Pauline Woos Middle Australia By Vowing To Axe SBS In The Middle Of A World Cup
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Vegemite sandwiches and burger rings are the only items allowed in Aussie kids lunchboxes, it has
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Jim Carrey Dispels Clone Rumours By Attending Show With Tape Around His Head
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just days after the internet collectively lost its mind over whether the real Jim
America Already Planning Out All Of The Roads And Libraries They're Going To Build After War In Iran
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After disarming a country that's been on the verge of having nuclear weapons for
Island Nation That Relies Entirely On International Law Totally Cool About It Becoming Optional
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Government has reassured taxpayers that recent innovations in preventative strike doctrine are unlikely
France Offers UK Lend Of Device That Stops Misconduct In Public Office
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The French Government has made a formal offer to their British counterparts this morning
PM Backs Booting Andy From Line Of Succession When All We Actually Want Is For Him To Face Justice
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has backed the gesture of removing Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor from the
Local Pom In A Somber Mood After Watching Two Great British Institutions Crumble Over The Weekend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Pom has today arrived at work with not much to smile about, after the
USA Wins Gold In Ice Hockey As Canadian Opponents Remain Distracted By Internal Tensions
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT 46 years on from the Miracle on Ice, the American men's ice hockey team
With The Royal Family Refusing To Protect Him, Andrew Forced To Choose Between Priesthood Or A Career At The BBC
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In unprecedented breaking global news, the man formerly known as Prince Andrew, now known as Andrew
Buckingham Palace Urges Andrew To Skip Town With A Weekend In Paris Or Irish Fishing Trip
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The former Prince, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has today been given an ultimatum by his family, after
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Arrested, Insists He Was At Pizza Express In Woking When Misconduct Occurred
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, with
"Wait Till You See Him Water Ski" Says Merimbula
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation is today celebrating its newest Gold Medalist, after Cooper Woods took home the biggest
Kid Rock Offers Non-Gay Alternative To 500 Of The Hottest Chicks In America Twerking
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As hundreds of millions around the world tune in to watch one of the greatest sporting