Local Man Opts For Fish n’ Chips After An Unpleasant AI Glitch In Pub’s Melbourne Cup Specials
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local man has decided to run with the fish n’ chips option this afternoon,
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Trumps Driver Already Worn Down To A Stub
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT It has been less than a couple of weeks since Donald Trump left the White House
Robinhood To Rebrand As Sheriff Of Nottingham In Wake Of GameStop Saga
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After reading the room, US investment app Robinhood has announced they will be immediately rebranding. Following
“Okay The Joke Is Over You Fucking Peasants,” Says Wall St
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Wall Street has quoted popular Logan driller’s No Money Enterprise today and issued a strong
Britain Realises The Bumbling Fool Thing Wasn’t A Gimmick
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the UK becomes the first country in Europe to pass 100,000 coronavirus-related deaths,
Internet Reacts Hysterically To Public Servant Who Chooses To Not Dress Like An Oscar Winner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former democratic Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has taken the internet by storm this week, for acting
Inspired By Australia Day, The Irish Host Their First Ever Celebration Of The British Arrival
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The famous rock ballad ‘Zombie’ was the first ever song with a female vocalist to reach
Scott Morrison Congratulates President Biden and His Secretary Kamala Harris
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The freshly inaugurated US President Joe Biden has received an outpouring of support and congratulations from
America Celebrates A Return To Pillaging The Middle East And Bailing Out Wall Street Bankers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Joe Biden has been sworn in as the 46th President of the United States today, after
Government Says We Need New Apache Helicopters To Make Sure No More American Pigeons Invade Us
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government has earmarked $4.5 billion to spend on 29 new Apache
American Military Finally Facing The Prospect Of A War They Might Actually Be Able To Win
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news from the United States of America, the nation’s military forces are
Miranda Devine To Take A Break From Twitter After Running Out Of Disabled Children To Vilify
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As conservative Murdoch shills across are spun into an existential crisis triggered by their bosses telling
Report: Imagine How Dead These People Would Be If They Weren’t White
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A “mob” of people only really described as ‘protestors supporting US President Donald Trump’ has today