Report: Young People Drinking Less Because A Schooner Costs The Same As A Fucken Zinger Box Did Ten Years Ago
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Prince Charles Baffled By Soft Cock Son Choosing To Support Wife And Not Leave Her For Dead
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As The British Royal Family continues to descend into one of those public tabloid meltdowns that
“…So Basically Now We Are Left With Nothing But A Multimillion Dollar Netflix Deal And Heaps Of Nice Clothes”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Duke and Duchess Sussex are now staring down the barrel of a life of hard
Buckingham Palace: Meghan By Far Nastiest Royal Since Bloody Mary Burnt All Those Protestants
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The media machine behind the family responsible for the raping and pillaging of half the Indigenous
Mobile Developers To Launch App That Automatically Invests In Whatever Elon Musk Is Tweeting About
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A team of app developers in Betoota Heights have just fast-tracked the seed funding required for
Report: Hillsong Founder Brian Houston Just A Homophobic Version Of Vince McMahon
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Embattled Hillsong founder Brian Houston has made international headlines this week, as the US media discovers
Australia Starting To Think Boris Is Telling Porkies About This ‘More Contagious’ UK Strain
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After two of our capital cities were locked down due to quarantine outbreaks of the MUTANT
NFL Roll Out Yet Another Halftime Show That Fails To Live Up To Michael Jackson In 1993
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Americans celebrate yet another grand final between two teams in that weird type of
PM Fast-Tracks Travel Bubble With The Phillipines In Effort To Get Christensen To Fuck Off
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scott Morrison is once again facing the difficulties that come with running a government that is
Democrats Announce Trillion Dollar Bailout For Hedge Funds Burnt By GameStop Financial Crisis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Joe Biden has today announced a giant package to help those who have fallen upon tougher
Trumps Driver Already Worn Down To A Stub
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT It has been less than a couple of weeks since Donald Trump left the White House
Robinhood To Rebrand As Sheriff Of Nottingham In Wake Of GameStop Saga
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After reading the room, US investment app Robinhood has announced they will be immediately rebranding. Following
“Okay The Joke Is Over You Fucking Peasants,” Says Wall St
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Wall Street has quoted popular Logan driller’s No Money Enterprise today and issued a strong