Fox Cricket Still Carrying On Like They've Cracked The Dark Matter Theorem With New Weight Tracker
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The purveyors of paywall cricket are once again reminding the nation of their state of their
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Denmark Ignored By Everyone Over Danish Feta Naming Rights Because Nobody Cares About Denmark
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Australian Ambassador to Scandinavia’s South Australia has taken the phone off the hook this
World’s Scientists And Economists Begin Questioning Their Life Work After Tony Abbott Labels Them A Cult
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT 1000’s of highly trained experts have today been cast into an existential crisis, after a
Kim Kardashian Releases Range Of Male Undies That Makes You Look Like You Have A Stiffy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world of fashion is all set to experience another exciting trend, it can be confirmed
Irish-American President Not Very Irish When It Comes To Palestine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The President of the United States of America has today reminded the world about his interesting
“It’s Actually Really Complex” Says Man Overwhelmed By The Complexity Of Rockets Killing Children
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As hundreds of millions of ordinary citizens rally around the world to demand a ceasefire between
Saffa Mate Celebrates Home Country Being Relevant For First Time Since Die Antwoord’s Debut Album
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Two triple rugby world cup champions will face each other at the Stade de France on
Australia Launches Injunction To Stop European Winemakers From Using Passion Pop Name Unless It’s From Passion Pop Region Of The Cenny Coast
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Winemakers from the continent of Europe have today been dealt a significant blow, after a lawsuit
Nation Patiently Waits For Documentary About The World’s Actual Greatest Pop Culture Power Couple
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT TV and sports fans in Australia have today issued a plea to all of the major
Shutting The Fuck Up About Something You Know Nothing About Simply Not Okay, Says Melbourne
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Australians wade through one of the most shocking news cycles of the last decade, the
Naarm Settler Decides To Stay Out Of Palestine-Israel Conflict After Finding Self Wedged Between Old Private School Friends And Comrades From Uni
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Melbourne man says he’s learned from past mistakes as he opts to stay out
Stoned Uni Student Drafts Up Possible UN Peace Deal By Suggesting “Everyone Just Needs To Chill”
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a groundbreaking declaration that has sent shockwaves throughout the diplomatic community, a stoned uni kid
New Zealand Endures Major Political Shift As Nation Elects A New Middle-Aged White Guy Named Chris
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The opposition National Party has won the 2023 New Zealand election, taking enough seats to form