Mayor Of Townsville May Or May Not Have Flogged Some Cunt At A Pub On Magnetic Island But Just Leave It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There are murmurs coming out of the North this week about an alleged brouhaha that might
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Barnaby Joyce’s Reflection Resigns As Barnaby Joyce’s Media Advisor
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The fallout surrounding Barnaby Joyce’s comments earlier today that the two constituents of his that
143 Out-Of-Control Bushfires Currently Ravaging Rural Australia Criticised For Subjecting Aussie Kids To ‘Needless Anxiety About Climate Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scott Morrison has responded to the deadly bushfires ravaging three states by declaring their destructive combustion
PM’s Emergency Thoughts And Prayers Package Finally Arrives From Cronulla
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Several RHS (Rural Hillsong Service) Volunteers have been injured this afternoon attempting to deliver the vapid
“Oi, Can You Just Shut The Fuck Up For A Bit” Pleads Nation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our bushfire-ravaged nation has this afternoon asked the Former Deputy Prime Minister to ‘shut the fuck
Prospective Red Frog Swears Blood Oath To Protect And Serve His Fellow Schoolies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Somewhere deep inside the catacombs under our town’s French Quarter lies the local meeting place
ScoMo Promises Fire Chiefs Trying To Meet With Him Since April He’s Free Now The Footy’s Over
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the nation currently staring down the barrel of the ‘most dangerous bushfire week ever seen,
Nation Quietly Wondering When Leader Of The Country Might Say Or Do Something About These Fires
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation of Australia is today quietly wondering when it’s leader might do or say
INSIDE: “I Was Forced To Join The French Foreign Legion After Bowling Six Consecutive Wides”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There is no greater shame for a man, according to Widen’s lastest cricket almanack, than
“We Need To Back Burn” Says MP Well-Known For His Ancient Aboriginal Land Management Models
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man who is well-known for listening to the concerns and advice of blackfellas has today
“Now Is Not The Time To Discuss How We Ignored Decades Of Warnings That This Would Happen”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Political leaders have come out swinging today to criticise anyone linking the current deadly bushfires to
Shorten Feeling Kind Of Relieved That He Didn’t Catch This Hospital Pass
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After months of humiliation at the hands of the media and his political rivals, former Leader
Recovering Alcoholic Accidentally Buys Boots Without Any Straps To Pull Himself Up With
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man, who recently completed a six-week rehabilitation course for an addiction to alcohol, accidentally