Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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George Christensen Accused Of Doing What Everyone Thought He Was Doing On 28 Trips To Manila
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT New allegations surrounding Coalition backbencher George Christensen have suggested that the reason he spent more time
This Suburban Rug Salesman Is Moving More Rugs Than This Holden Dealer Is Moving Commodores
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a complete reversal of roles, a suburban shopping centre rug salesman has for the first
Tony Abbott Calls For Prince Andrew To Be Knighted
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former Prime Minister and current rock spider apologist Tony Abbott has today made another sensational claim.
Nation’s Expecting Parents Wait Patiently Until RFS Gives The All Clear For Gender Reveals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Soon-to-be mums and dads across the nation are being praised today for holding off on all
Auto-Refill Of Credit Card Details Helps Hurry Through Extremely Impulsive Online Purchase
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A hesitant online purchase has been given the green light courtesy of Google’s helpful autofill
Local Bloke Reckons He Got Through The Irishman Last Night
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Unless you are binging through the directors cut of Lord Rings Return Of The King, it
Michael Bublé Confronts Local Woman With Stark Reminder That Another Year Is In The Bin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Canadian-Italian singer Michael Bublé has once again taken the opportunity to remind the nation that another
Sook Dentist Needs To Realise Flossing Is Never Going To Be A Thing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local dentist has today been urged to stop being so obsessed with her patients lack
Occy Straps No Longer Made From Genuine Octopus
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In a win for animal rights groups, Automotive Accessories manufacturer Aunger has finally caved in to
Speedway Fans Quietly Scoping Out Industrial Estates Prior To Valvoline Raceway Closure
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT With the devastating news in October that Valvoline Raceway, formerly known as Parramatta Speedway, would be
RFS Overhauls Fire Danger Warning System
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT As conditions this summer point to potentially record-breakingly shitty conditions for bushfires, the RFS is looking
Dad Spotted With Tape Measure In Son’s Room Shortly After 18th Birthday
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Local lad Lachlan Kriesler is uncharacteristically deep in thought today after being woken by the unfamiliar