Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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Nation Grappling With Needless Anxiety About Not Seeing Sky For 3 Weeks, 1000 Homes Destroyed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As smoke from the Australian bushfires continues bellowing into the atmosphere, so much so that New
Mate Do Something, Anything
Scotty from Marketing has been urged to do something. Address the nation, stand up there next to someone doing sign
Scientists Examine School Strike Comment Section For Realistic Solutions To Climate Change
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Desperate times call for desperate measures. Climate scientists at the CSIRO may have been personally warned
Mate Who Can Recite Names Of 150 Original Pokemon Claims To Have Forgotten Whose Round It Is
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Finding out who your fake friends are doesn’t always involve overnight success or binge drinking
Year 11s Now Trapped In Unusual And Cruel Year 12 Purgatory
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the only students older than them are now in the Gold Coast learning that the
Inner-City Leftie Slips His Useless Cloth Mask Down To Enjoy A Rollie And A Schooner After Work
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local ABC employee has pulled down his protest mask this afternoon to enjoy a well-earned
Traditional Dad Drives 60km Out Of Town For A REAL Christmas Tree Like The Ones In America
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT When it comes to the blatant commercialisation of Christmas, local dad, Peter Smythe (43) says there’
Report: Predatory Multinational Bookmakers Who Pay Next To No Tax Might Be A Bit Crook
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news that has shaken the nation to its very core, a report has emerged
Rescue Services Say Sydney Air Quality Now On Par With Bourbon & Beefsteak Pokies In 1999
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Bureau of Meteorology said heavy smoke billowing from bushfires surrounding Sydney will linger in the
Troy Buswell Still The Fuck Up Benchmark For Triggering A Liberal Resignation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Many people around the country have been calling for the resignation of Angus Taylor for months.
Department Of Environment To Merge With Department Of Stealing Water From The Murray Darling
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The federal stealing water from the Murray Darling and questioning climate science department will officially merge
PM Struggles To Find Catchy Enough Slogan To Make Australia Forget 10% Of Continent Is On Fire
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “How good are fireys!” he says to himself in the mirror. “No… nah I can do