Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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Racist Mildura Karen Ruining It For All The True Karens
Karens around Australia are today being forced to prove they aren’t racist, after the actions of a racist Karen
Jetstar Cancels Flights Before Passengers Get To The Airport For A Change
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s least favourite air carrier has gifted the nation with an early Christmas present
Local Woman Begins Campaign To Get Everyone To Start Referring To Boyfriend By His First Name
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT “[Haha] His names Tom guys,” said local girlfriend Sarah Simmons at a popular French Quarter rooftop
Quiet Australian Loses His McDonald’s Restaurant
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Quiet Australian from Victoria’s sunny Sunraysia has lost control over his McDonald’s restaurant
Garlic Heavy Lunch Valiantly Defeats Several Rounds Of Mouthwash
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT An inner-city businesswoman has royally fucked up her day by eating garlic chicken salad for lunch.
Australian Quite Relieved His Ancestors Broke The Law
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As news of the UK election results rolls in and the Boris Johnson lead Conservative party
“How Good Is Cricket?” Says Public Servant Who Can’t Even Spell ‘Labuschagne’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the commonwealth’s most senior public servants has asked the country how good cricket
Political Junkie Discussing UK Election Watches Eyes Of Everyone He’s Talking To Glaze Over
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A self-confessed political junkie is struggling to find someone interested in the UK General Election this
Jetstar Passenger Nervously Laughs After Learning Aircraft Techs Are Only Paid $24 An Hour
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation has thrown support behind striking Jetstar workers today, saying people who maintain aircraft deserve
Christmas Party Ends On High Note With Two Coworkers Discussing Their Parents’ Divorces
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pair of French Quarter tech professionals spent this morning scrolling through the local job listings
Grill’d Quietly Enquire With RFS About Recruiting Some Of Their Volunteer Firefighters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Overpriced fast food joint Grill’d have discreetly contacted the Rural Fire Service today. The company
Westpac Gathers Shareholders To Discuss Whether They Should Stop Funding Terrorists And Pedophiles
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Big Four Bank Westpac has today brought its shareholders in to discuss the fact they should