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Albo: “Labor Supports Increasing The Newstart Allowance. I Think. Actually, I Don’t Know.”

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Leader of the Opposition has kind of perhaps maybe thrown his support behind increasing the

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Bridget Now At Point Where She Can’t Even Say She’s Done Nothing Wrong To Her Own Reflection

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sources inside the National Party have told The Advocate that Deputy Leader Bridget McKenzie has lost

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Barnaby Joyce Has No Idea Who’s Leaking All This Sports Corruption Stuff To The Media

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for New England Barnaby Joyce prefaced his presser this morning by telling journalists that

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World’s Richest People All Start Making Their Way To Madagascar For Some Reason

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Thousands of private jets carrying some of the wealthiest people on Earth have set a course

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Scotty From Marketing Reads The Room And Rocks A Jordan Jersey To Press Club Address

RHYS OVERELL-JONES | Editor’s Nephew | Contact The Prime Minister has addressed the National Press Club today in Canberra wearing his

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Farmer’s Neighbour Somehow Got More Rain Than Him Again

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A small amount of rain fell over our cosmopolitan desert community this week which triggered countless

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Byron Mum Worried This Coronavirus Might Result In Another Deadly Vaccine

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Byron mother and online retailer of bespoke Balinese goods Andrea Vachser has today taken to a

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CIA Reveal Disappointment At News Australian Scientists Have Recreated Their Coronavirus

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The US Central Intelligence Agency has revealed their disappointment this morning at news that a group

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Government Faces Imminent Dismissal After Making Enemy Out Of Deb From West Roma Netball Club

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Morrison Government is today awoken a very real political force that has the potential to

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Dying Rural Footy Club Sadly In Safe Nationals Seat With No Big Dick Donors On Their Board

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A much loved footy club in Western Queensland, that has provided opportunity and personal development for

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Scotty From Marketing Flies Into Drought-Ravaged Community To Say ‘Yeah, True’ Then Goes Home

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister flew into Orange today, in Central West New South Wales, to say a

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West End Arts Student Expected To Swing Democratic Primaries With His New Bernie Bucket Hat

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota born and raised Aldous Whitely has today thrown the US Democratic Party Nomination race on