Sydney Roosters Deeply Concerned About Late September Sightings Of Origin Gagai
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the nervous lead up to the 2026 NRL grand final, The Sydney Roosters are this
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Nation Just Happy Atlassian Man Finally Got A Bloody Haircut!
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Atlassian man Scott Farquhar tried and failed to explain what his business even does
Powerlifter’s Ideal Physique Based Entirely On Impossibly Jacked Anime Characters
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local powerlifter has revealed today that his ‘dream physique’ isn’t inspired by the usual
Government’s Productivity Round Table To Discuss Ramifications Of 1/3 Of Workforce Being Replaced By A.I
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s brightest economic minds are all set to descend on Canberra to push their
Landlord Gonna Need To See A Bit More From The RBA Before Fixing That Leak
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Betoota Grove owner of property has today spoken to our independent news organ about
Swiftie With A Mortgage Having A Great Day
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It’s been a fantastic day for Swifties around the nation, as the Reserve Bank of
Albo To Visit South Australia’s Diseased Wang
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has confirmed he will visit South Australia’s diseased wang
Retired Grazier In Venice Quietly Wishes He Was Back In Augathella On The Farm He Just Sold Actually
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sitting in a gondola that smells like hot fart and being serenaded unenthusiastically by
Intellectual Longing For A Tool Tour Now Forced To Mingle With People Who Don’t Know What A Fibonacci Sequence Is
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local Tool fan is experiencing some mixed emotions today, after discovering that his favourite intellectual
Local Conservative Will Never Forgive PM For Validating The Theory That Protesting Sometimes Works
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local conservative Australian, Pangus Howstello, (62, Betoota Grove) says he doesn’t give a shit about
Ley: “Hastie Is Out Of His Depth On Gaza, Uh, Sorry, I, Uh, Mean Albanese, Sorry For That”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition Leader Sussan Ley has today been forced to clarify comments she made accusing
Report: Universal Childcare Could Be Implemented By Making Sure There’s An Ethnic Grandma On Every Street
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The government has today received a radical new proposal that could shake up childcare, and the
Bloke Peeling Off Jumper Treats Entire Office To His Hairy Pepperonis
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has once again exposed the entire office to his hair rimmed areolas, while