Really Smart Guy Wonders Why Sharing Facts And Reality With One Nation Uncle Isn't Working

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A serial overachiever who hasn't really achieved anything when you think about it has used facts, logic and a dose of reality this week in telling his uncle Ralph that his support of One Nation is built on a bed of falsehoods and outright lies.

There is little Sam Coleman can't get his head around, until now.

At a family barbecue over the weekend, his uncle Ralph wound up Sam in a way that's quickly become a fixture each time they meet. Ralph kicked things off on Sunday, as he always does.

"Your mate Jim has fucked the economy, now interest rates are going up this week. Hope you're happy now," Ralph said, grinning.

And Sam took the bait. He rattled off the litany of horrific geopolitical events that have befallen governments around the world since Albanese won office. He pointed to the rampant overspending and quantitative easing Josh and Scotty did. That Ralph was only too happy to take the free JobKeeper money for his pool chemical supply business, creating an artificial dip in revenue to defraud the scheme of hundreds of thousands of dollars, like thousands of other businesses did. That Jim had cut spending while improving services. That Albo had inherited a shit sandwich and was facing unprecedented inflationary issues overseas, like a war in Iran and Ukraine, a genocide in Palestine perpetrated by a tyrannical Israeli Government that Albo would crawl across broken glass to serve. That all of these things, many of which have massive impacts in Australia that the government has little control over, have contributed to this week's rate rise and it's not solely Jim's fault.

Ralph chuckled.

"Yeah, you would believe that, you silly little twink," Ralph laughed.

"You're supposed to be a smart kid, it's time to wake up to yourself before you're the only whitefella left living in the French Quarter. You keep voting for Albo and it'll be you and the Indians and Chinese fighting over who gets the last tray of meat-free mince to cook before your solar power runs out."

Sam again used his vast mental capacity to explain how Ralph was wrong, ignorant and probably ready for aged care by this point.

"Sammy boy, I love you, but you'd have to be the dumbest cunt on two legs this side of the Barcoo if you believe that."

More to come.