Bloke Buys Frypan Because He Saw This Fucking Guy's Head On It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man in the market for a new frying pan was ultimately convinced to buy
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Australian Public Accepts Pell’s Innocence And Urges Him To Head Back To Italy ASAP
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the fall out from the decision by the High Court to throw out the decision
Catholic Waiting For Apology From Media To Wait Longer Than Moses Wandered The Desert
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An uppity cattle tick from our town’s north has said the media, including this masthead,
Tony Abbott Wondering If ‘Picking A Mate Up From Prison’ Counts As Essential Travel
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Former PM turned Indigenous rights activist turned unemployed boomer Tony Abbott has received some news today
Cardinal Pell Makes New Addition To His “Only God Can Judge Me” Prison Tattoo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In some breaking non-Coronavirus related news, a bunch of privileged old white boys have today secured
“We Need Victims To Speak Up” Says Legal System That Just Dismissed An Entire Jury’s Decision
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some genuinely shocking news this morning, George Pell is set to be released from Barwon
Impromptu Computer Bonfire Begins In The Betoota Advocate’s Carpark After High Court Decision
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A decision in the High Court this morning has lead to staff here at The Advocate
Successful Concreter Rejoices As PM Declares Hooning About On A Jetski Is Considered Exercise
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what his political counterparts have denounced as a ‘special condition’ catered for his own electorate
Disgraceful Crowds At The Park Shamed In Online Photos Taken By Woman Who Is Also At The Park
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Social distancing measures continue to ramp up across Australia in the wake of the COVID-19 Pandemic.
Report: She Can Talk
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a bizarre turn of events, The Queen has actually been recorded speaking, for the first
Bloke Using Jerrycan Without A Funnel Really Backs Himself
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from Diamantina Link Road, it can be confirmed today that Phil Walters
Comrade Dutton Begins Hunger Strike In Protest Of Mistreatment Of Offshore Detainees Like Him
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Home affairs minister and recent human-rights activist Peter Dutton is reported to be on a hunger
Housebound City Worker About Ready To Start Working In The City Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The novelty of working from home has worn off for one local father this morning, who