I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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Police Urge Men Taking Cartons Of Beer Over To Their Mate’s Place To Stop Taking The Piss
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local police have urged men to stop ‘taking the piss’ with social visits after a number
Woman Forced To Put Foot Down As Local Boyfriend Actively Considers Baking Croissants
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local woman has done what many women have done before her today and come home
PM Urges Wives, Girlfriends, Mums To Stop Scaring Men Away From Testing With ‘Man Flu’ Taunts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As COVID-19 continues to wreak havoc outside of the Northern Hemisphere, there is intense and growing
Government Toys With The Idea Of Consulting Teachers On When Schools Should Go Back
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “I just feel like grabbing the back of their heads and bashing their foreheads against the
Eels Staff Frantically Paint Try Lines Around Each Player To Ensure Correct Social Distancing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Parramatta Eels NRL team are frantically working through the coronavirus as best they can this
Barnaby Waits At Tamworth Airport With Crate Of Waikato Long Necks To Say Kia Ora To The Boys
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Coach Stephen Kearney says dealing with the constant pestering from Federal MP Barnaby Joyce is just
Man Begins Epic Quest Into The Unknown To Find A Weekend Tee Time At A Course Near His Home
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man has started his working week with a near-impossible task. Michael Beadie set off from
Rich Old Toff Refuses To Fuck Up About Precious Golf
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former AFL player turned racist TV personality Sam Newman is reportedly still making noise down in
Mum Somehow Manages To Download Coronavirus Onto Family Computer
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT After installing around a dozen “useful” search toolbars and diligently filling out as many data-mining quizzes
NRL Forced To Act Like They Weren’t Expecting Worse
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With four NRL players being handed a total of $120,000 worth of fines for breaching
“Supporting Local Businesses” Roughly Translated To “I Hate Cooking”
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Research scientists at Betoota University have today made the long-anticipated announcement; ordering takeaway under the guise
Local Woman Starting To Battle To Find Excuses To Brush A Date With Dating App Suitors
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact With social distancing restrictions easing across the country, Betoota Grove woman Belle Henley will have to