Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Cashier Sent Into Panic As Customer Interrupts Transaction To Say They’ve Got The Exact Change
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT It’s said that if every person worked in customer experience at least once in their
Admin Of World Leader WhatsApp Group, George Soros, Removes Trump From Chat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just days after being abandoned by News Corp and other world leaders, Donald Trump has had
Biden Wins Presidency And Vows To Have Net Zero Emissions; Complete Nevada Count By 2050
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Joe Biden, the next President of the Unite States, has claimed victory in the race to
Golf Drivers Correctly Stereotyped As Danger To Society
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just as your aunt always says on Christmas ‘stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.’ Although unaware,
Murdoch Hours Away From Throwing Donnie Under The Bus Like He Does To Every Loser
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Rupert Murdoch is reportedly hours away from deciding Joe Biden will be the next leader of
Box Of Tissues On Dashboard A Key Indicator The Owner Cannot Fucking Drive To Save Their Life
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A study into the driving habits of fucking idiots has concluded that people who drive around
“All Joe Needs Is Nevada!” Says Man With Zero Personality Traits Outside Interest In Politics
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The bloke in the office who was giving everyone the updates on social distancing measures and
“Bernie Would Have Won” Says Inner City Leftie Who Seems To Forget How Corbyn And Shorten Went
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A prominent political analyst currently smoking spliffs on a 2nd floor terrace house balcony in Betoota’
Federal Corruption Watchdog Should Be This 14-Year-Old Pug With Obvious Breathing Problems, Says PM
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has told journalists today in Canberra that he thinks the proposed federal corruption
Thoughtful Local Girl Waits For Pause In Friends Life-Defining Story To Share Similar Anecdote
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A local woman has patiently waited the shortest amount of time acceptable for her bestie to
NSW Blues Demand Recount Of State Of Origin Score
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New South Wales Blues have categorically rejected last night’s State of Origin result in
“Oh It’s Awful What’s Happening Over There” Says Mum
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights mother has told her 7-year-old German Shepheard this afternoon that everything is awful