Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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‘No Fear’ Bumper Sticker Seemingly At Odds With Owners Opinions On Immigrants
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Contractor Owen Green (33) has been accused of the hypocrisy of the highest order, as his
Stoned Teenager At Servo Worried Stoned Teenager Behind The Counter Is Judging Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A tense standoff took place today at Betoota Ponds Independent Petrol station last night as stoned
Local Tradie Refers To Picturesque Location As “Today’s Office”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local chippy has let his social media followers know that they should be pretty jealous
“You Need To See The World,” Says Woman Who Spent 3 Weeks Blind Drunk In Europe Ten Years Ago
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Work colleague Tracey Rhiannon (34) may have overstepped some boundaries this week by telling younger co-workers
Soon-To-Be Very Unwell Man Has Another Hash Brownie Because First Didn’t Work After 5 Minutes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man who probably smokes pot once every two years, has today decided that he
Little Cousin Wants To Know If You’ve Ever Heard Of Goon Of Fortune
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact “[Haha] Have you guys ever played goon of fortune?” Chase Dall (15) asked his older cousins,
Report: Everyone Has Just Flat Out Stopped Coming To Work
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota Chamber of Commerce (BCC) has confirmed this afternoon that 2022 is done and dusted.
Nations Girlfriends Looking Forward To Another Two Months Of White Noise On TV
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact The nation’s girlfriends have confirmed today how excited they are to about their media consumption
Science Confirms A $7 Monday Juice Cancels Out A Dozen Beers From Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota University School of Science has released some interesting research today, confirming that an expensive
Inner-City Craft Beer Pub Forced To Close After Failing To Corner Paisley Shirt Market
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT French Quarter craft beer pub, the Gropey Sailor, has had to close its doors after failing
Man Drinking Whiskey Alone In Bar Unfortunately Unmysterious
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT On the outskirts of town, The Betoota Railway Hotel is home to some of the more
Food Delivery Riders From Competing Companies Find Common Ground Over Appalling Pay Rates
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT In an environment known for drug deals, footy fights, and drunken outbursts, the Betoota Valley Mall