Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Beach Town Tourist Overwhelmed By Choices At Local Takeaway Shop
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “I’m looking at the works burger,” he said. “With chips and few calamari rings. And
Wow: This Girl Just Referred To A Boyfriend Of 3 Months As Her Best Friend As Well
Sophie Sinkinson was left bemused today after reading on Facebook that her friend Sally has a new best friend. The
New Study Attempts To Understand What Type Of Human Drinks Southern Comfort
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact People first noticed Gary Turtledick wasn’t normal in high school. He’d routinely mouth off
Report: Dad Couldn’t Eat Another Bloody Thing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact It’s official. Dad “couldn’t eat another friggen thing,” even if he wanted to it
Local Biscuit Enthusiast Thoughtfully Leaves Orange Creams For Someone Else
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “It’s not like I don’t like them, it’s just that they’re my
Toff Uncle Insists On Watching Sydney To Hobart Instead Of The Test
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact One of the married-in members of the extended family is today making a big point of
Dad Spends 10 Minutes Giving Directions Despite Being Repeatedly Told It’s Up On Google Maps
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local father of four has wasted a significant amount of time today, explaining directions to
Study Finds Majority Of New Years Eve Celebrations To Be Held Around One Of These Cultural Icons
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Found in over 60% of Betootanese backyards, the eponymous ‘kick-on table’ as it’s known in
Unsupervised Boomer Finds Himself Watching SBS Food Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove father-of-four has been left to his own devices this morning, something that the
Correlation Established Between Doing Shoeys and Yelling ‘Nice Garry’ For No Reason
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A landmark study has been released today finding a direct link between two of society’s
Expecting Brunswick Yuppies To Wait Until Child’s 10th Birthday For Gender Reveal Party
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An expecting couple down in Melbourne’s trendy suburb of Brunswick have moved to assure their
Report: Grey Nomad Good For A Yarn
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A local retiree, who appears absolutely stoked to finally talk to someone who isn’t his