‘I'm Not Giving My Details To The Government’ Says Man That Shares Every Single Twisted Thought On Facebook Under His Given Name
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Betoota Heights cooker has this week made a strong vow of resistance, to the
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Top Boy Ange Turns Into Men In Tights Ange
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia’s favourite football manager has confirmed a huge move overnight. Ange Postecoglou, formerly known as
Local Man Grateful For No Reception Now That Life Has Stuff Worth Escaping From
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A rare moment of serenity has today swept through the cabin of QF652 from
What The Fuck
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the self proclaimed Home of the Brave and the Land of
ATO Say ALL G-Wagon Owners Are Being Audited This Year Because They Are ALL Dodgy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Australian Taxation Office (ATO) has today confirmed that every single person driving a
Nation’s Teenage Boys Get In Front Of New E-Safety Restrictions And Begin Hijacking Street Libraries
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After years of unbridled access to adult streaming websites, the nation’s youth are now preparing
New Wave Of Hilarious Stickers Spotted On The Back Of Teslas
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The virtue signalling and motoring community are chortling this week after a wave of new stickers
James Murdoch Carves Out $1B From Family Fortune To Start Another Strangely Impressive Rap Label
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After several decades out of the game, one of the world’s most succesful hip hop
Hope For Planet Restored As Lachlan Murdoch Wins Bid To Succeed His Living Australian Treasure Father Rupert Murdoch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The world breathed a sigh of relief today as Lachlan Murdoch, the slightly less
Report: Zoodles Fucking Suck
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report has found that the apparent carb-free ‘substitute’ for pasta is actually not
Erin Patterson Banned From Kitchen And Gardening Duties As Prison Wardens Fear She Will Kill Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The people in charge of the prison where Erin Patterson is currently living have brought in
Landmark Study Uncovers Evidence Of What CocoMelon Does To The Developing Brain
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A groundbreaking new piece of research from Royal Betoota Hospital’s Neurological Research Centre has made
Upcoming Tame Impala LP Expected To Take Dark Turn After Freo’s Heartbreaking Finals Loss
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two-bit music news websites with “sources Fremantle Dockers No. 1 ticket holder Kevin