Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Frydenberg’s Media Code Hospital Pass Starting To Look A Lot Like Turnbull’s NBN Hospital Pass
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The nightmare that has been the government’s media bargaining code is starting to look like
PraiseSeeker Increases JobSeeker By $3.60 A Day In Latest Effort To Distract Voters
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has gifted the nation’s unemployed an extra $50 a fortnight in his
34-Year-Old Dumps A Red Mitsubishi After School Drop-Off In Touching Tribute To Daft Punk
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A former festivalhead from Betoota’s Flight Path District has today mourned the loss of her
Scotty The Jolly Swagman, New Dawn For Leftie & Big Money Rugby League Offer – February 23
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Local Pilot’s “If It’s Not Boeing, I’m Not Going” Hat Once Again Looking Pretty Fucken Silly
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A hat belonging to a local pilot, who’s been working in the French Quarter Coles
PM Descends Into A Full Blown Jolly Swagman To Distract From New Allegations Against Staffer
Yesterday it was an Australian flag mask and a womens hockey jersey with ‘SCOMO’ written across the back of it.
‘Day Dreaming’ Apprentice Actually Just Fantasising About King-Hitting Builder’s Foreman Son
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A ‘useless’ teenage apprentice has today been roused on once again at a Betoota Ponds construction
Reality Dawns On Inner-City Leftie That Some Of His Mates Might Actually Be A Bit Conservative
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A self-described moral arbiter from the French Quarter has spoken today of his shock after learning
Frydenberg Changes Zoom Background To Bowser’s Castle To Intimidate Zuckerberg
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Tech giant Mike Zuckerberg had the carpet pulled out from under him for a change as
Creepy Old Man At Shops Really Going Hard With Prolonged Eye Contact And Heavy Breathing
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT As she sits in her local Westfields food court munching on a crispy chicken baguette, local
Local Tabby Rejects Offer Of Open Door Despite Meowing For Ten Minutes To Be Let Inside
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Sundays or ‘gremlin days’ are an opportunity for local woman Emily Gordon to spend hours in
Police Searching For Blurry Man
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact A suspected man is on the run after a break-in at the iconic Betoota $2.