Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Grey-Haired Sharks Wait Until Auction Is Almost Done To Blow Young Couples Out Of The Water
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pair of grey-haired sharks from Betoota Grove, one of our town’s leafiest and most
Australians Currently Relying On Fired Up Cabbies For News Updates
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT News-hungry Australians who have no contact with the outside world apart from tv, radio, telephone, newspapers,
Johnny Ringo’s To Host Inaugural Bull Riding Event If 2032 Brisbane Olympics Bid Gets Signed Off
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some great news for the people of Queensland and Australia, Brisbane’s bid for the
Fancy Man Casts Eery Silence Over Group Chat By Suggesting A Boys Trip To Dark Mofo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man tested his mates’ appetite for avant-garde art and cold air this morning by
PM Makes International Womens Day Speech: “Can’t Live With Ya, Can’t Live Without Ya Haha!”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today spoken to a crowd of bold, independent women this morning
High Schooler Says His Cardiologist Advised Him Not To Do Any Stressful Homework This Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local high schooler has told his English teacher this afternoon that his cardiologist has advised
Report: Spose It’s Time To Get Stuck Into The Panettone
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report fro inside the empty pantry has find that it might be time to
Milk Crate With Perfectly Cut Square Of Eggshell Foam Suggests Heavy Union Presence On This Jobsite
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new low rise construction development in the growing ‘Meninga Corridor’ between Betoota Heights and Betoota
PM With Countless Daily Briefings Maintains He Knew Nothing About Sex Crimes In His Building
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As another day dawns, the Head of Marketing in Australia is still singing the same song.
News Returns To Facebook After Government Learns People Only Read The Headline And Comments
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australian news content is going to return to Facebook soon thanks to the Federal Government and
Craig Kelly Resigns From Liberals To Launch A New Party That Will Better Serve His Community
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In yet another chink in the Prime Minister’s armour, controversial backbencher Craig Kelly has quit
Holden Rodeo Belonging To Apprentice Butcher About To Get A 3-Inch Straight-Through Exhaust
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact From next week, if you hear an elephant trumpeting or a low-flying jumbo jet pass overhead,