"I Hear The 'Globalist Parasites' Are Trying To Charm You Back To The Nationals, Barnabas?" Asks Senator Malcolm Roberts
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There are whispers around Canberra this week that St Barnabus of Danglemah wants to
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Local All Boys Sharehouse Report A Couple Active Community Cases On The Balcony Ha Ha Ha
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Queensland reporting three new community transmissions yesterday, the state government have announced that masks have
Scotty From Marketing’s Office Confirm Things Aren’t Going Well Enough For Us To Hear From Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With NSW and the NT in full blown lockdown, and cases spreading throughout Victoria, WA and
Darwin Man That Panic Bought 8 Slabs Of Beer Fears It Might Not Be Enough As Lockdown Extends
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Darwin’s lockdown has been extended until Friday and one local man is now
“You Don’t Need To Tell Me How Ordinary Lockdown Is!” Says Isolating Leader Of Unjabbed Nation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The ever relatable Prime Minister has today informed the public that he ‘gets it.’ Speaking from
NT Chief Minister Clarifies When He Says Face Masks He Doesn’t Mean The Ones They Use On Kids
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT HAHA NOT THOSE ONES: The Northern Territory government is today taking on the bizarre task of
“I’m The Bread Winner, You’re The Nagging Wife,” PM Tells State Leaders
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Scott Morrison has expressed his stress and frustrations at the state leaders
Former Acting Premier James Merlino Takes Union-Mandated RDO Today
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Acting Premier of Victoria James Merlino is enjoying a union-mandated rostered day
Report: 8 In A Row
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT That’s right. * 8 straight. 11 out of 12 series. Don’t ever forget it. This
“It’s Much Worse Overseas” Says PM Who Lost His Deputy While 70% Of Population Got Locked Down
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WE ARE SO LUCKY! After the most eventful week in politics since the very start of
Bloke Officially Becomes Responsible Adult By Using Whipped Cream Dispenser For Its Intended Purpose
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A well-known pinger rat has officially hung up his party shoes and become a respectable
Mate Crosses Line With Unnecessarily Brutal And Directly Targeted ‘Never Have I Ever’
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT When it comes to alcohol related party games, none are quite as dangerous as ‘Never have
Bloke Gets Nutritional Value Out Of Nutri Grain By Eating The Box
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota Ponds fitness junkie Peter Papadopolous (30) chowed down some serious iron man food this morning