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You’re Still The 4th Fastest Bloke Over 800 Metres In The World Pete

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Australian’s newest king of track, Peter ‘Spag’ Bol has just missed a medal in the

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PM: “Ok How Bout This For A Compromise… If You Get Your Jabs, I’ll Give Your Boss $300”

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has hit out at Labor’s proposal to offer a $300

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Local Woman Crosses Off Another Day On The Countdown Until 7+ Gets Well And Truly Uninstalled

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT With only 4 more days until Tokyo’s closing ceremony, the locked down residents of Australia

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Young People To Be Given Access To Pfizer When The Boomers Say They Actually Want Moderna

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government has issued some good news today for the nation’s young people,

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Brad Hazzard Tackles Language Barriers By Talking Real Slow Like A Boomer Ordering A Pad Thai

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Health Minister has today made an extra effort to communicate with the non-English

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Woman Who Owns Rescue Dog Manages To Go Through Entire Trip To Park Without Telling Someone

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A French Quarter woman has shocked the town this week, with an incredible display of self-

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“Albo Sold Us Workers Out!” Says Inner-City Man Who Wants To Be In Opposition For Another 3 Years

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A tertiary-educated leftie from our town’s cosmopolitan French Quarter has put Opposition

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Report: This Fucker Is Talking A Lot For Someone Who Owes Us 300 Bucks

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has held another press conference where he says lots of shit

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“Wait, So Scotty Isn’t Going To Pay Me For My Jab?” Says Bloke Who Already Bought A 42” Kogan

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Local gym equipment salesman, Petey Cuss (38) has once again confused a cool news story for

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Experts Speculate Bruce McAvaney’s Brain Has The Storage Capability Of 100 Terabyte Hard Drive

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A group of neuroscientists from the underfunded CSIRO facility in Betoota have released an interesting report

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Rohan Browning Debuts New Sleeve Tattoo As Early Negotiations Begin With The NRL

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT PUT HIM ON THE STING! Australian sprinter Rohan Browning has been photographed with some new bodily

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Kid Laroi Now Most Successful Recording Artist From South Sydney Since 30 Odd Foot Of Grunts

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT As of this week, The Kid LAROI has landed his first number one album in the