"I'm 100% Putting That Shit In My Body" Earth Child Says Of Random Peptide Made In Bathtub
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some guy that's into different things from the French Quarter, our town&
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Office Worker Attempts To Evade Notice By Claw Gripping Tampon On Bathroom Run
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT An office worker has today tried to evade the notice of her co-workers by tightly
Melbourne Seriously Needs To Take A Good Look At Themselves And Understand That Lockdowns Are Key To Stopping The Spread
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems that even after 200 cumulative days in lockdown over the last 18 months, Melbourne
Conspiracists Advised That Plastic Bags Work Just As Well If They Don’t Like The Face Masks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A study released by the EMA (Exhausted Medical Association) today has concluded that people
“Believe It Or Not, Things Are Going To Get A Lot Worse, Actually, We Dunno,” Gladys Assures NSW
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The NSW Premier has assured the people of her state that the government kind
Sydney’s Union Bosses Fly The CFMEU Flag At Half-Mast Following The Closure Of Golden Century
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Greater Sydney lockdown has claimed another cultural insititution overnight, as the iconic Golden Century Seafood
Sky News Producers Begin Gruelling Task Of Upskilling Hosts From ‘Dictator’ To ‘Taliban Dan’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Victoria records 57 new locally acquired cases, it seems that the chances of an early
Questacon Cleaner With Place To Herself Spends The Arvo Enjoying The Free Fall In Peace
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With all the madness in the world of late, a Canberra woman has taken the opportunity
Uh Oh… Local Personal Trainer Has Been Doing A Bit Of Reading About The Virus Online
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With each major city constantly in and out of never-ending lockdowns, the delusional fringes of
Afghan President ‘Pulls A Scomo’ And Flees On An Aeroplane While His Nation Burns To The Ground
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Taliban continue to consolidate their control over the major cities of Afghanistan, the president
PM: “We Should Be Focusing On The Cricket And Our Next Test Match Against… Oh For God’s Sake!”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister started his afternoon press conference by telling reporters that he was
US-Trained Afghan Army Fail To Defend US-Backed Afghan Government From US-Funded Afghan Warlords
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WE’VE DONE ALL WE CAN: US President Joe Biden says he stands squarely behind his
Scotty Very Proud To Announce The Rescue Of 26 Joeys Boys From Kabul Airport
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s head of marketing has fronted the media today with some welcome good news.