Arnott's Bird Taken In For H5N1 Avian Flu Testing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An icon of Australian pantries and lunch boxes has caused a scare today, after being whisked
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300 Bucks Or The Trolley Pole, It’s Your Call Brutha
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing continues to skirt around the big jobs today, as the Greater Sydney outbreak
Government Told To Get Fucked 25 Million Times As Nation Mistakes Census For Performance Review
STEVEY BENNETT | National Pulse | CONTACT The Federal Government has rushed to clarify that this week’s census is not a
Brad The Breakfast Sausage In A Suit Offers To Tell Off The Mean Journalists For Gladys If She Likes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Hero Of The Pandemic Brad Hazzard has offered to yell at reporters today for
Frydenberg Tells Out Of Work People Waiting On Disaster Payments To Just Whip Out The Amex
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s treasurer has today issued some sage advice to anyone struggling financially because of
Even Mum Thinks It’s Time For Leunig To Shut The Fuck Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the pandemic refuses to fuck off, the culture wars continue to rage in the leatherbound
Report: Why Do The Blokes Who Wanna Let The Virus Rip Always Look Like They’d Be First To Die?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A new report commissioned by the nation’s peak scientific body has concluded that
Tamworth Farmer Quietly Relieved To Have An Excuse To Brush Dinner With Labor Voting In-Laws
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While the New England hub of Tamworth is struggling through a week-long lockdown, there has
Hem Hem… Less Talky, More Three Hundji
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With nothing positive to report to the nation after 6 months of shifting jab-roll-out
Bureau Of Statistics Apologise For The Way The Government Made Them Word The Religion Question
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the 2021 Census taking place tonight, the Australian Bureau Of Statistics has warned the public
PM: “Net Zero By 2050 Is Irrelevant Because Most Of My Government Will Be Dead By Then”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister responded to claims made by a group of international leaders that
Byron Panic Buyers Strip Personal Bidets From Supermarket Shelves As Lockdown Comes Into Effect
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Devices used to blast faeces from the bleached arseholes of Byron residents have been
Hillsong Mate Doesn’t Read The News He Reckons
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rocco, a close friend from footy who manages to remain one of the most popular members