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“What Have I Been Telling You Idiots???” Says Italian Mate After A Big Month Of Sporting Glory

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT First Azzurri took out the Euros, but no one saw this Olympics medal haul on the

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Report: Did Well In The Pool

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As the covers get pulled across the pool in the Tokyo Olympic centre, it can be

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“Lockdown” Sighs Man After Hammering A Full Sleeve Of Timmys

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Locked down Sydney man Gene Pinkerton has made the unconscious decision to blame his state government

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Opals Rebrand As ‘Karens’ To Better Align With The Male ‘Boomers’ Side

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an all-inclusive branding move, Australian women’s basketball team, The Opals, have rebranded as The

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Struggling Millennial Cosplays As A Boomer By Staying At Airbnb For A Weekend

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A struggling millennial has this weekend cosplayed as a boomer, by residing in a $600k property

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Workmate’s Partner Mistakes Karaoke As An Opportunity To Assert Alpha Status

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Work parties – a time for staff to bond, memories to be made and for potential HR

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Nation Glad To See Taxpayer Dollars At Least Going Towards Sponsoring Olympics Coverage

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving once again we are a nation where everyone can have a go, a Sydney-based JobKeeper

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Usually Comfy Bed Becomes Cruel And Unfamiliar Upon Sensing A Hangover

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An act of bedding betrayal has taken place in Betoota today as hungover resident Jamie Parkes

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Lockdown Protestor Torn Between Anti-Mask Stance And Being Identified Immediately

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As attendees of last weekend’s lockdown protest in Sydney continue to be identified by the

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NSW Premier Says Main Priority Is Making Sure Kerser Remains The Sickest In South-West Sydney

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The people of Sydney were met with some comparatively good news this morning, after Gladys Berejiklian

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Sydney Lockdown Now Boring Enough For High School Classmate’s Baby Photos To Be Interesting

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With NSW lockdown now likely extending well into the third Berijiklian dynasty, many of the state’

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NSW Police Say They’re Going To Shoot At Least One Protester Tomorrow So Come At Own Risk

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Think of it as a lottery,” explained NSW Police Commissioner Mick Fuller. “Whereby the prize you