Dave Hughes Urged To Start Negatively Gearing The Rental Property That Albo Is Occupying In His Head
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Dave Hughes has today been offered a solution to one of, if not the biggest problem
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Potential Root Forces Bloke To Throw Doona Over Sheets That Haven’t Been Washed For 6 Weeks
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A local grot has gone full Mary Poppins, courtesy of a suggestive late-night text. Sam
Remember When ASIO Specifically Warned Dutton About Threats Of Extremist Far-Right Propaganda?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Melbourne descends into the chaos of confused and propaganda-fuelled protests, everyone but the Murdoch
Greg Hunt Rolls Eyes And Lets Out A Sarcastic Woohoo After Winning Tickets To Boxing Day Test
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Federal Health Minister Greg Hunt says his Christmas plans ‘have gone to shit’ this
Dan Andrews Announces Disaster Bonus Bets In Effort To Calm Down Melbourne Tradies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An uneasy and confused marriage of distressed construction workers and anti-vaxxer protestors are marching through
Jayden Campbell Begins 2022 Off-Season With 15 Kilogram Pasta Dish And 3.7 Litre Protein Shake
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After playing a big role in the Gold Coast Titan’s first finals appearance in five
PM Avoids Embarrassment Of Biden Forgetting His Name By Yelling “SCOTTY’S HERE!” Upon Arrival
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While walking up the White House steps today, Scotty From Marketing has gone extra lengths to
Quade Cooper Restores Order To Universe
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a tough couple of years for the world, order has finally been restored to the
“Why Didn’t What’s His Face Bring Barnaby? I Love That Guy,” Says Biden Walking Into State Dinner With That Fella
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US President Joe Biden has expressed his disappointment this morning after walking into a
Christian Porter Forces ABC Into Humiliating Backdown By Resigning To The Back Bench
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former Prime Ministerial hopeful Christian Porter has chalked up another big win, it can be confirmed
Dreadlocked White Boy Playing Bongo Drums Outside Melbourne CFMEU Office Insists He’s A Tradie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A dreadlocked Xavier Rudd-looking hippy currently banging out reggae ballads outside the CFMEU head office
Bored Woman Planning To Make Some Croissants Visibly Shaken By The Cost Of Butter Sheets
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After being told to stay inside and away from a foreign super flu for
Plane Taking Scotty To Washington DC For Photo Ops Makes Emergency Landing In Hawaii
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s fleeing Prime Minister has reportedly just had a big scare. Heading across the