Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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Target Employee Briefly Peers Into Potential Shoplifter’s Bag Before Resuming Vacant Stare Into Distance
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A target floor manager has today been spotted staring into the abyss, just two hours into
Decision To Avoid Late Night Kebab Cancels Out 4000 Calories Worth Of Alcohol
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT When it comes to reaching your mid-twenties, one of the worst parts is losing the metabolism
“Get Out Gerry!” Shouts Centrelink Receptionist As Billionaire Approaches Desk For A New Rort
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The embattled public servant working the front desk at Gold Coast Centrelink has finally cracked the
‘Shit’ Sighs Fully Grown Human Being Who Has Forgotten Father’s Day’s This Weekend, Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In an ever-changing world of shifting realities, it can be revealed today that some things will
QLD To Wait Until 80% Of Their Population Is Immune To Scotty’s Bullshit Before Border Opens
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NUMBERS ARE LOOKING GOOD: Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk said the state’s reporting of zero new cases
“Hello, I Am Victor Radley’s Wife. Please Let Me In,” Says Queenslander Just Trying To Get Home
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Toowoomba man who’s been trying to get home for weeks has been caught trying
Joe Rogan Fan To Pause All Of His Staunch Opinions On Modern Medicine For The Next Week Or So
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT MIXED MEDICAL ARTS: A local carnivore from Betoota’s aspirational suburban wedge known as Betoota Heights
Government To Make Dying From The Virus Illegal In An Effort To Combat Impending Deaths
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has put the nation’s poor, sick, old and, disabled people on notice
Queenslander Didn’t Come To The Pub For Any More Of This Virus Chat So Fuck Up About It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the lads has found that one of the more blissfully ignorant blokes
Girl That Used To Run Around Oval Like A Horse Somehow First Classmate To Get Engaged
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A chick that used to run around the school oval neighing like a horse has allegedly
ABC Experiments With Comedy Show About News In Upcoming “Win The Weekly Mad As Hell Question”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ABC PRESS RELEASE: New panel series: “Win The Weekly Mad As Hell Question” The ABC is
Tim Minchin Leads West Australians Home Through Desert After McGowan Appears In A Burning Bush
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular entertainment identity Tim Minchin has vowed today to lead all lost West Australians home in