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Grown Man Realises Sopranos Did Not Adequately Prepare Him For Therapy

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After realising it’s not in his best interest to be either angry or sad all

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Valley Police Under Investigation For Sending Out Fewer Than Ten Officers For Verbal Altercation

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A police station is today under investigation for allegedly sending out fewer than ten officers to

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Side Sleeper Fails To Factor In Practicality Of New Tragus Piercing

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT When local woman Shara Hornick suddenly became obsessed with the idea of a new ear piercing,

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“It’s Hard To Put This Into Words… But Every Single Day, Your Incompetence Astounds Us” Says Nation

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With close to 200k new Omicron cases recorded in the last 24 hours, Australians are once

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Girl Who Waitressed Four Years Ago Reckons There’s A Special Way Of Stacking Plates

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local woman Bridie Keating used to be a waitress. In fact, she used to be a

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NSW Premier Says That He’s Been Advised To Close ‘Nightclubs’ Whatever The Fuck They Are

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a backpedal that not even Jesus H Christ could have seen coming, NSW Premier Dominic

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Crypto Bro’s Girlfriend Tries And Fails To Understand Why You Can’t Just Screenshot An NFT

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local girlfriend Nicki Weaver has tried and failed to understand how NFT’s work and why

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Healthy Granola Consumed In Unhealthy Quantities

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving to the world that she is on a health kick God damn it, logistics manager

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PM: “Okay, Poor People Are Allowed Up To Ten Free RATS, But No More Than One A Week, Only From Selected Pharmacies, Only On Tuesdays And Thursdays. You Must Present A Concession Card And Apply Through A Highly Complicated Online Portal. No Catholics Or Bl

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Aside from taking to Twitter to vilify the World tennis Number 1 over a clerical error

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Flood Of New Year Engagement Photos Inspires Young Single To Book Flights To South America

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A young Betoota single is beginning to map out a few months in South

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True Love: Generous Husband Leaves Wife Half A Pinch Of Flavouring At Bottom Of The Enamel

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman has reached breaking point after a particularly stressful day at work, it’s

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Report: Dad’s Chillis Have Been Loving The Rain

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a piece of feel-good news the whole family can enjoy, dad is happy to report