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Teacher Upgrades Mazda 3 to Mazda CX-5 After Picking Up New Role As Year Group Coordinator

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Boasting Smart City Brake Support and 19’ alloy wheels, a local school teacher has

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Hungover Anxious Woman Investigates Every Bite Of Cooked Chicken Tendies For Any Tinges Of Pink

EFFIE BATEMAN | LIFESTYLE | CONTACT Though local woman tells herself she’ll stop going on benders, by the end of the

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Scotty Welcomes Photo Opportunity With Australians Who Physically Can’t Be Seen Glaring

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Scott Morrison’s social media team has pivoted with a refreshed marketing strategy this

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Boyfriend Dragged To Movies Must Choose Between Timothée Chalamet as Dystopian Sand Prince or Quirky French Revolutionary

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Betoota man is caught in a deep Youtube vortex this afternoon, researching

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Report: Lunar New Year Confirms This Is Not Year Of The RAT

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Across the nation, Asian and non-Asian Australians alike are celebrating the 2022 Lunar New Year (LNY)

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And Just Like That, Local Millennial Realises She Is In No Way Interested In The Dramas Of Middle Aged New Yorkers

Since spying an episode one late Wednesday night when she was fifteen, local woman Abbey Halloran has been a die-hard

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Barnaby Visits Art Gallery And Repeatedly Tells Curators That He Himself Could’ve Painted That

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Deputy Prime Minister, who is just a bloke from Danglemah, was forced to visit an

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Scotty Just Glad The 2022 Australian Of The Year Isn’t Going To Bust His Chops Over Anything

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT After a big year of being held accountable for his government’s treatment of women, and

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Teachers Pool Together RATs To Sell So They Don’t Have To Use Own Money To Buy Classroom Supplies

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of local teachers have decided to pull the wool over the eyes of the

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Entire Carriage Looks To Boomer Passenger To Sort Out The Teenagers Blaring Drill Music Through A Bluetooth Speaker

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A train carriage has yet again been held hostage by an eshay blaring music, causing passengers

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Local Hypochondriac Isolates For 7 Days After Chicken Laksa Opens Up The Sinuses

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Local drama queen, Iggy Meredith (31), has today emerged from what she believes to have a

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Neil Young Fan Says Vinyls Are Way Fucken Better Anyway

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Betoota Neil Young fan Lauren Moore is handling the exodus of the folk icon’s discography