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Scotty From Marketing Turns Up In Lismore With Pool Noodle And Wahu Footy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The head of Marketing at the Federal Government of Australia has raised eyebrows today. This comes
Ukrainian President Not In Hawaii
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the Eastern European nation of Ukraine, the man elected to be
Brisbane Gays Forced To Charter HMAS Veronicas To Sydney As Cancelled Flights Threaten Mardi Gras
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane’s thriving community of lavender-scented gentlemen and Subaru owners are today exploring alternative evacuation options
MP Worth $300M Launches Crowdfunding Campaign For His Voters To Pay For Own Flood Recovery
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man who wants to be the next Prime Minister of Australia has put forward his
Hundreds Of VE Commodores With Stretched Timing Chains Mysteriously End Up In Low-Lying Parts Of Brisbane
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Emergency crews have spoken today of driving their tinnies down the flood streets of Brisbane and
Lismore Country Women’s Association Get To Work: “Break Out The Margarine Girls”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With floodwaters continuing to rise around the Northern Rivers of NSW and South East of Queensland,
Scotty Slips On A Camouflage Jacket To Make Him Even More Invisible During A Crisis
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister is in our state’s sodden south-east corner this afternoon where he’s
Brisbane Floods: Boomer Dad And Millennial Son Comes To Blows Over Whether ’74 Was Worse Than 2011
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Brisbane River reached its peak this morning, as far as we can tell, signalling the
Queenslanders Completely Understand PM Had To Meet With Piers Morgan Before Flying Up North Last Night
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has finally arrived in Queensland overnight to make sure he gets
Brisbane Mate Confirms That He’s ‘High And Dry’ In His Stilted Queenslander Sharehouse
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians living outside of Queensland’s South-East Corner are today frantically calling their friends and family
Scotty Groans About How Much Work He’s Gonna Have On Monday While Watching QLD Flood Updates
Public transport, schools and workplaces have been closed down right across Queensland, as the ‘rain bomb’ covering South-East Queensland begins
Report: Fuck Me It Never Ends
After three years of relentless bushfires, pandemics, nuclear warnings, major global conflicts and blow-out scores against the Broncos, today it