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Hungry Waitress Determines That Eating Customer Leftovers Is Fine As Long As There’s No Visible Bites
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When it comes to the unspoken rules of hospitality, none are quite so polarising as the
Barnaby Cancels Another Morning Of Campaigning To Watch Johnny Depp Court Case
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Deputy Prime Minister has written another morning of campaigning off, choosing to stay bound to
Albo’s 94-Year-Old Greek Neighbour Throws Fresh Deck Of B&H Classics Over Back Fence To Help Him Battle The Spicy Cough
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese is in isolation today after catching the spicy cough that’s been
7 Reasons Why Trans People Are A Bigger Threat To Our Way Of Life Than China’s Security Pact With The Solomon Islands
Despite spending the last couple years provoking China in an effort to show voters that only Scott Morrison is big
PM: “I Was Blessed To Catch Covid During The Floods And Not Something Important Like An Election”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anthony Albanese’s COVID-19 diagnosis and subsequent has caused a major disruption to his election campaign,
Australian Journalists Furious Albo’s Covid Diagnosis Means They Have To Give Him A Few Headlines
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the closest thing that could be considered a positive news story, Opposition leader Anthony Albanese
Scotty’s Empathy Consultant Smashes Yet Another Clipboard To Pieces After PM’s Comments About Autism
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The long suffering empathy consultant of flex-day Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has smashed yet another
Autistic Teenager Reveals He Feels Blessed That He Never Had To Have A Dad Like Scott Morrison
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A year 9 student at Betoota Heights High has today responded to the comments made by
Journalists Bemoan Stupid Punters For Failing To Ask A Single Gotcha Question During Leader’s Debate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s media types are fuming this morning, after a relatively civil leader’s debate
Motel Pool Easily Mistaken For North Korea
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most iconic 3 star regional motels has today stood by their thirteen
Paul Murray Conceals 15kg Homemade C4 Suicide Vest Under His Tarocash In Case Albo Wins Debate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The first leaders’ debate of the 2022 federal election campaign is upon us, and nobody is
Saleswoman Offering Wine Samples In Airport Reapplies War Paint After Spotting Boomer Golf Trip
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Betoota airport’s most committed sales guns has today sharpened her harpoon, after spotting