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Inner-City Leftie That Refuses To Pay For Any News Subscriptions Furious About Journalistic Standards
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A French Quarter creative has today revealed to The Advocate that she has had an absolute
Report: Vegemite On Golden Crumpets Found To Be The God Tier Use Of Our National Spread
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some lighter news, golden crumpets have been revealed to be the best base for our
PM Worried Trans Community Is Brainwashing Kids To Drive To Alice Springs In A Busted Greyhound
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has today once again defended his hand-picked candidate for Warringah, after the controversial
ABC Make Last-Ditch Effort To Interview PM With Sharkies Beer Pong Table And 30 Can Cube Of Coke
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The ABC is making a last-ditch effort today to lure Prime Minister Scott Morrison through the
Cauliflower Rice Edges Closer To $400 A Gram As Inflation Bites Inner-City Households
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Yuppie households across the cities and towns are starting to feel the pinch on all fronts
Sick Of Politicians? You Should Vote For This Corrupt Billionaire Who Doesn’t Pay His Workers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Recent polls show that more Australians than ever are still undecided as to who they are
Andrew Constance Catches Himself Daydreaming About Throwing Haymaker At PM Mid-Press Conference
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Recent poll numbers have shown that voter dissatisfaction with Scotty From Marketing is leaving him more
“Well Fuckin Move Then!” Laughs Landlord After Family Complain About Growing List Of Inhabitable Living Conditions
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local landlord has found himself in a very powerful position this week after realising just
Barnaby Debuts Supersize Campaign Akubra In Most Recent Effort To Distance Himself From Scotty
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The latest Newspoll, released just moments before last night’s noisy leaders debate, shows Anthony Albanese
Calls For Trish From The Betoota Plains Commercial Hotel To Moderate Third Leader’s Debate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a bin fire second leader’s debate on Channel Nine, there have been calls for
Workplace Bully Happy To Be Back In Her Natural Habitat After Two-Year Break From The Office
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A middle-manager at a French Quarter architecture office has welcomed the recent return to the office
Media Billionaires Now Terrified By Possibility Of A Government That Doesn’t Suck Their Dicks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Election campaign is expected to go fully feral this week, after poll numbers show