Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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Father Of Local Puffer Jacket Chode Fears Son Will Live At Home Forever After Doing Arse On Bitcoin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The long-suffering father of a local crypto pig has lamented the fact that his idiot son
Sydney Morning Herald Attempts To Jump On The 80s Trend By ‘Outing’ Rebel Wilson
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Sydney Morning Herald has today defended their threats to out Australian comedian and actress Rebel
Cowra Prop Vows To Iron Out Mudgee Halfback Who Definitely Gave Him The Spicy Cough At The Races
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A zippy halfback is about to be snapped in half this afternoon, unaware he’
Local Intellectual Tells Colleagues “I Read An Article” That Was Actually Just A TikTok
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An office know-it-all is attempting to cover his tracks this afternoon, caught out trying
Success! Uber Now As Complacent As Taxi Companies They Defeated With Mints And Bottled Water
FERGLE BARNES | Tech | CONTACT Lovers of traditional travel can rejoice as it has been confirmed by the nation’s Uber
Local Publican Informs Loyal Employee She’s Been Let Go By Not Giving Her Shifts And Ignoring Calls
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local publican has this week ghosted a loyal employee, by refusing to inform her that
Local Man Pledges To Solve Lettuce Crisis By Heading Down To Shops With A Few Sewing Needles
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today revealed to The Advocate that he is going to be
Lunch Beer Doing Absolute Wonders For Afternoon Productivity
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In hindsight, says Julia Pearson, perhaps washing down that tropical-themed double chicken parmigiana with a pint
God’s Lettuce Now Costs More Than Devil’s Lettuce By The Gram
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a reminder that we do truly live in strange times, the nation’s lettuce crisis
ACT Set To Decriminalise Drugs In A Bid To Finally Give Canberra A Vibe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact And in what might be the most random news of the week, the Australian Capital Territory
Girlfriend Surprised To Learn That TV Series The Boys Isn’t About Going On A Bender
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Snuggling up on the couch, local couple Millie Hobbs and Connor Fowler began the arduous task
“Enough With The Goofy Comedies,” Says Girlfriend Pushing To Watch Latest Crime Thriller
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact “Enough PLEASE!” Alice Knox can’t do it tonight. She can not for the life of