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“Yeah… See How We Go Hey” Says Long Suffering Parramatta Fan With Extremely Guarded Enthusiasm

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In rugby league circles, the general consensus is that ‘the sun will burn out’ before the

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“Oi! Can You Not Eat Food In My [1997 Subaru Impreza], Dickhead”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local 17-year-old car owner has today made it clear that as the owner

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Qantas Tells Vegetarians To Stop Carrying On Like A Pork Chop

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some surprising news, domestic airline Qantas has yet again found themselves trending for having no

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Local Geography Teacher Thrilled To Learn Trusty New Balance Wheels Now A Boost To His Street Cred

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local geography teacher is strutting home from school with a skip in his

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Family-Orientated Business Totally Cool With Maternity Leave As Long As It’s Unpaid And You Don’t Come Back

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An up-and-coming marketing collective in our town’s bohemian French Quarter has

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Mid-Level FM Radio Sales Manager Ups His Shoe Game To Some Bitchin’ Brown Square Toes

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man who’s obviously on a first-name basis with the lads down

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Sky News Mum Quietly Seething At How Damn Photogenic Meghan Markle Is

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As bored empty nester Deb Harris scans the news, she finds herself bristling at the constant

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Albo: “Not A Big Deal Or Anything, But A Few Springies Wouldn’t Have Gone Astray”

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today given an update from the other side of the

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So Called ‘Royal Family’ Doesn’t Have Enough Hot Blonde People Committing Incest To Pique Woman’s Interest

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When it comes to sticking to her morals, it appears that local woman Joceline Fenwick finds

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Kiwi Mate Ruins Another Kick-On By Suggesting They Kill That Possum Hanging In The Tree

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A New Zealander has used his magic Kiwi powers over the weekend to absolutely

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Exciting Crypto Ad Must Have Been Made A Long Time Ago

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Advocate recently received email correspondence linking us to an exciting new crypto commercial. In the

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Business Council Proposes Students Should Get Extra 2 Years To Stay And Work All The Shit Jobs

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The recent Jobs and Skills Summit has blessed Australia’s International students with a great outcome,