1990s Poofter Basher Didn't End Up Settling Down In A Godly Heterosexual Relationship After All
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man who once policed the morality of his coastal hometown with his fists, is yet
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Local Bloke’s Massage Ruined After Pan-Flute Cover Of Adele Reminds Him Of High School Breakup
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Bloke’s attempt at self-care has been ruined this week, thanks to
Archaeologists Discover Last Pub TV Playing Chive TV
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Researchers from the Royal Betoota College of Human Sciences have announced an exciting new
Tom Cruise Returns To Japan To Avenge Shinzo Abe
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Japan’s most distinguished Samurais has returned today, with a cold plate of revenge
Advice Column | Beating The Looming Recession With Your Inherited Wealth
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Desperate times call for desperate measures. With the looming recession brought on by runaway
Labor Party’s Casanovas Set To Cross The Floor As Albo Reveals He’s Keeping The Bonk Ban
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT There have been wild scenes this morning out of our nation’s capital after the Prime
Albo Meets Jacinda Ardern To Discuss The Logistics Around Replacing Tasmania With New Zealand
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a decision that has raised eyebrows across the nation, Anthony Albanese has met with New
“Why The Hell Not” Laughs Man After Being Shown Novelty Pizza With Electric Maroon Sauce On It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local man has thrown caution to the wind this week and decided to just live
World First! British Toff Forced To Endure Repercussions Of His Own Incompetence And Behaviour
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some shocking news from the United Kingdom, a born-to-rule politician has been forced out of
Kiwi Art Student Trying Very Hard To Pretend She’s Not 100% Across New Changes To All Blacks Side
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the march towards the 2023 Rugby World Cup in France begins, more eyes than ever
RBA Governor Says “Fuck Mortgage Holders. Take Money” During Expletive-Laden Rant To Bank Executives
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank Governor Phillip Lowe has sensationally lashed mortgage holders this morning in a firey, expletive-laden
Nation That Used To Watch Their Premier’s Daily Conferences Now Shrugging At 33,000 Cases A Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The country of Australia is today proving that 12 months can be an awfully long time.
Marrickville Hipster Becomes New Owner Of Albo’s Old True Religion Jeans After Lucky Op-Shop Find
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of Albo’s constituents has become the lucky new owner of his old True Religion