Kiwi Mate Demands Everyone Watch The Super Rugby Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man who hails from across the dutch (sic) has today taken charge of his
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Self-Care Now A Common Euphemism For ‘Actively Not Giving A Fuck About Other People’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Self-care, ie taking some time to prioritise your own mental, physical and spiritual well-being
Gen-Z No Longer Drinking As Much As Millennials Did When 30 Cans Cost $35 And The Cops Didn’t Give A Shit About Noise Complaints
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT You’ve heard the theories about young people not longer getting on the piss with friends,
“We Aren’t Having Kids In This Climate” Says Young Couple Whose Parents Had Them During A Nuclear Arms Race
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A pair of young lovers have today revealed to The Advocate the huge decision they have
Dark And Secluded Park The Best Route For Local Woman’s Walk Home, Says Apple Maps
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman is starting to suspect her Apple Maps may be trying to get her
Barnaby Joyce Calls For Big John To Be Put Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of Australian politics’ greatest headline generators has struck again today, it can be confirmed. Barnaby
Nation’s Car Theft Epidemic Directly Linked To Scrapping The Service That Successfully Reduced Car Theft
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s car theft crisis is now so dire that it’s even making the ABC
Former Gifted Child Furious She’s Not Immediately Great At New Hobby
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman learning an instrument for the first time has deluded herself into thinking she may
AFL Media Squeeze As Much Juice As They Can Out Of The Trade Window Before They Get Replaced By Skull and Punter
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the Northern parts of the East Coast go about their offseason glumly waiting for the
Local Tradie Unveils His Impressive ‘Ciggie Legs’ After Ten Years Of Socks And Shorts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local carpenter has copped some weird glances this week, after the shift to warmer weather
Local Dad Rather Confused As To Why His 20 Year Old Daughter Is Dressing Like Peter FitzSimons
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local sexagenarian has been left in a state of befuddlement this week, after being thrown
Victorian Liberals Revisit ‘The 6 O’Clock Swill’ To Win Back The Shearer’s Wives And Seventh-Day Adventists
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new poll has found that The Victorian Liberal Party is on track for a fourth
Husband Of Foodie Stoked To Discover Dinner Doesn’t Involve A Mortar And Pestle
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man from the pebblecrete paradise of Betoota Heights has today spoken to The Advocate