Terrified Byron Hippy Sitting On A $25m Beach Shack Has No Fucken Idea What His Next Move Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Old man Spider Nucholls had forged himself a life where he was never going to have
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Renting Losers Curious To See What Will Happen If They Keen Spending Frivolously In The Economy And It Keeps Running Hot Which Puts Upward Pressure On Inflation And Interest Rates Causing The Housing Market To Continue Freefall Back To Reality
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two renting losers from our town’s battler belt are curious to see what will happen
Local Girl Lets Colleagues Know She’s Still Jenny From The Block Blending Air Force 1s with Fitted Blazer
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local corporate has unleashed a personal rebrand this morning, as she undertakes a
Advice Column | Fun Lifestyle Perks You Can Offer Your Disgruntled Staff Instead Of Paying Them Better
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT With significant shortages of skilled labour across the country, today’s best employers are
Brisbane Pub Owners Concerned Over Growing Trend Of Dads Getting Their Queenslanders Raised
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If you’ve ever been to Brisbane and wondered to yourself ‘where the fuck are all
Waiter Doesn’t Know How Much Trouble He’s In After Rich Old Duck’s Skim Decaf Cap Isn’t Hotter Than The Surface Of The Sun Like She Asked For
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The cafe inside a Betoota Grove shopping centre that’s a popular haunt for many of
Overwhelmed Local Woman Could Use Another One Of Those Snap Lockdowns
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Keeley James (29) never thought she’d see the day where she missed being incarcerated in
RBA Governor Philip Lowe: “Why The Fuck Are You Buying This Plastic Halloween Rubbish, You Stupid Fucking Bogan?! I’m Trying To Curb Spending And Cool The Economy But Its Mouth-Breathing CUNTS Like YOU That Make My Job Way Fucking Harder Than It Has To Be
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank Governor Philip Lowe has castigated a fellow shopper down at his local supermarket
Bureau Of Meteorology Going Through Their Snoop Lion Phase
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Bureau of Meteorology yesterday raised eyebrows by randomly insisting that they no longer wish to
Mysterious Murders In Small American Towns Suspiciously Stop After Jessica Fletcher Dies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Police in the United States has said it “chills their blood” to think that popular TV
Friendly Courier Has No Idea That He’s Become The Scapegoat For Office Toilet Skid Marks
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A betrayal of the highest order has taken place in Betoota’s Old City District as
Report: Mate Just Go The Works I Reckon
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by everyone in your local takeaway shop, and everyone waiting back at home,
Thoughtful Old Bastard Leaves His Band-Aids On Table For The Cleaner Instead Of In The Pool Floor
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact This stupid old bastard down at the Sheraton on Machattie Park in the Old City has