Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Tradie Apparently Thinks That Rabbits Eat At Boujee Vegan Cafes
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local tradie has proved why he didn’t become a vet today by inaccurately describing
$850 Billion Defence Budget Really Getting A Work Out On These Balloons
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States Military has today confirmed that it is finally getting some bang for its
Local Farmer Confirms Watching Useless Old Pommy Fuckwit Try Farming Is The Height Of Comedy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local farmer spent yesterday evening watching the first couple episode of Clarkson’s Farm after
At 3pm, Australian Wonders If SuperBowl Was Good Enough Reason For Taking Monday Off To Get Maggot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the fanfare and novelty of an American sporting event begins to wear off at the
New Rule In ‘Monopoly: Australia’ Allows Players Born Between 1946-1964 To Start With Houses On The Board
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A wholesome Gen Z’er has spent quality time with her Aunt and Uncle this afternoon,
“People Aren’t Taking This Seriously” – Finance Exec Raises Alarm Over Reduced Annual Bonus
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Senior Finance Executive, David Wilson, has been subjected to an unfathomable act of corporate bastardry this
“These Indians Are Shameless Cheats!” Says Cricket Casual That Reckons No Home Team Has Ever Doctored A Pitch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A token office pom that often blows into conversations with yet another gripe about Australia has
Careers Day: Unsigned Schoolboy Footy Star Naturally Gravitates To Australian Defence Force Booth
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s Careers Day at Betoota West Sports High today, as senior students are given the
Australian Batsman Prepare For Tough Conditions After Inspecting Pitch For First Indian Test
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia’s top order are bracing themselves for a tough time after seeing the pitch that
PM Says Recommissioned Nauru Detention Centre Will Be Carbon Neutral, Powered By Renewables And Safe For LGBTQI Staff
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has announced plans to recommission the Nauru Detention Centre, but this time,
Victorian Refers To Newy As Newcassssell
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An Melbourne woman who never had the pleasure of growing up with Ray Warren’s NRL
“Now, For My Political Comeback” Says Abbott After Receiving Universal Acclaim For His Pell Eulogy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott is eyeing a political comeback, he says, after receiving many back