Gen X Colleague Explains To New Junior That Light Ice Is Like Heaps Normal But For Grown Ups
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It's Friday drinks down at a Betoota Heights printing supply business and for one
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Advice Column | How To Shift Blame When Your Tech Unicorn Turns Out To Be A Chlamydia-Riddled Mule
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT We can’t all be tech billionaires like Mike Cannon-Brookes. Taking our amazing IT
Greens Refuse To Stand Down On Housing Bill: “It’s Not Over Until The Plus Sized She/Her Sings”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Greens have today made a concerted effort to hold firm on a major issue. After
Inner-City Gentrifier Rather Fearful That The Cost-Of-Living Crisis Is Undoing All Her Hard Work
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A socially-progressive lapsed Catholic bookworm from Betoota’s French Quarter has today spoken to the Betoota
RBA Boss Shares His Modern Money Saving Tips: “Ask A Woman In Your Household To Make You A Lunch Everyday”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a time when everything is going bad, our senior public servants are thinking of us
Has The Democratic People’s Republic Of WA Supreme Leader McGowan Been Replaced By A Body Double?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Bizarre rumours that the Democratic People’s Republic Of Western Australia’s Supreme Leader Mark McGowan
Selfless Local Father Volunteers To Do The Night Time Wake Ups For Next 5 Days
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Ponds father of 2 has today caused a huge sigh of relief to echo
Forklift Driver With Boony Moustache Wields Far More Power Than Bosses Or Unions Could Ever Know
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A warehouse in Betoota Ponds has today been rocked by allegations that the alpha male forklift
Local Supermarket Just Raises The Price Of Everything For No Reason Because Why Not
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The greasy-haired fuck who runs the Betoota Heights Franklins has admitted to The Advocate today that
Half Decent Looking 20-Something Regional Male Primary Teacher Must Be Clapping So Many Milf’s Cheeks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota Heights man Tom Thistlethwaite must be doing quite well for himself, it can be confirmed
“Nah Dark Chocolate Tim Tams Are The Best” Says Local Pervert
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Debates rage in the break room of Betoota’s premiere civil construction company this afternoon, as
Universe Decides To Test Local Man’s Resolve Once Again After Ruining His Emergency Freezer Pizza Dinner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man was denied a small comfort last night after the powers that be
“Yeah I’m A Country Boy” Lies Former Hunter Valley Townie Who Grew Up In Front Of A Playstation
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bloke that’s never ridden a horse has attempted to play the country