World Happiness Report Really Needs To Start Factoring In Weather
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent report has revealed that the World Happiness Index really needs to start factoring weather
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Advice Column | Clear Out The Auction’s Competition By Letting Bidders Under 50 Know ‘This Will Be One Of My Weekenders’
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Are you a wise boomer looking to secure your next holiday home but don’
“I Hate This Shithole City” Sighs Man Coming Into Sydney
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man in Sydney for business this week has told The Advocate that he’s
Your Summer Guide To Australia’s Diverse Range Of Emotionally Stunted Fuckboys
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Worried about finding yourself in the arms of a fuckboy this Summer? Follow this guide for
Coles Introduce Attack Dogs To Tackle Shoplifting Caused By Breaking Human Spirit With Automation
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Major supermarket chain Coles have this week announced that they will be rolling out attack dogs
Dark Clouds Form Across Riverina As High Pressure System Of Diesel Soot And Bundy Fumes Collide For Deni Ute Muster
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news from the Bureau of Meteorology, experts are warning of a severe
Building Inspector Just Bursts Out Laughing Rocking Up To New Build Allegedly Completed To Lock Up Stage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Somewhere on the furthest fringe of Betoota Heights lies a home that was completed just a
Dan Has One Last Shot At Murdoch By Making Herald Sun Choose Between His Resignation And AFL Final
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The resignation of Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews was an unexpected grenade thrown into this week’s
Warren Mundine Becomes A Supporter Of The Indigenous Voice After His Long-Awaited National Press Club Address Gets Immediately Overshadowed By An Average White Man’s Career Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Leading No campaigner Nyunggai Warren Mundine has sensationally changed his position on the upcoming Indigenous Voice
“So He Should” Says Nan After Learning Dan Andrews Resigned Because He Got Caught Smoking Ciggies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Melbourne grandmother has today declared that Dan Andrews’ resignation as Victorian Premier is the only
Melbourne Cabbie Refuses To Believe Premier Is Resigning, Before Claiming To Know The REAL Reason
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Daniel Andrews has resigned as Premier of Victoria after making his mind up “in the last
Dan Andrews Resigns To Spend More Time With Family, Bill Gates And The Chinese Government
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has sensationally resigned this afternoon, ending a decades long career in the
Apple Genius Bar Really Quite Authentic In The Sense That Geniuses Often Lack People Skills
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man Tim Blaxland has today had to endure the extreme displeasure of getting his moneys